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The groover

The receptical in which you shit in while rafting or camping in the wilderness.
While rafting in Colorado, I attached the groover to my girlfriend's backpack.

After 2 weeks in the wild my groover was really getting ripe.
by Bildo November 13, 2004
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Groomer

A groomer is an adult someone who manipulates and conditions a child or children. Who builds a relationship, trust and emotional with a child for their own sexual pleasure
Ezra Miller who is a Hollywood actor who played The flash. And Ezra is a groomer that claims to be non-binary that goes by "they" "them" pronouns in public but goes "he" "him" in private. Who's also known as the rainbow 🌈 R, Kelly

Who had a restraining order took out Ezra by the parents of a girl named Dakota Ironize who claims Ezra Miller was grooming their daughter since she was 12 years old.
by Hippie Slayer1 November 16, 2022
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Noun: groomers

Snow skiing and snowboarding trails that have been machined groomed. Also known as corduroy because the snow has the look of a pair of corduroy pants from 1973.

Ski Resorts use snocats to machine groom ski runs. Snocat operators are sometimes referred to as groomers.
Let's go rip-up the groomers today since there isn't any fresh pow.
by The Snow Prophet May 17, 2010
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Child groomer

Person 1: Were have you been?
Person 2: i Kissed a child groomer
Person 1: oh zoe laverne?
by Zaddyanon December 14, 2020
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A groomer grooming

A groomertaints a person to the point where they daren’t even confess to their own mother.
After this, the groomer holds the, usually much younger person, responsible for their own despicable acts.
Then the groomer makes the, usually much younger person, feel guilty about the dirty secrets, which were initiated by the groomer but set up as if this were the opposite.

Why is it called grooming?
This act of manipulation is called grooming because a groomer grooming is acting beastly. Therefore can only think in beastly terms. And treats the usually much younger person, with complete and utter disrespect, as if it were a mere puppy that only exists for the groomer's pleasure. Grooming is the act of a predator preparing their, usually much younger, prey for their own deviant sexual practices.
This is an example of a groomer grooming; 'Em, Brey-Anne, I cannot sleep, can you please come to my bedroom and help me with these muscle knots I have in my legs? Oh, that feels wonderful, you're a good girl for helping me out. Shhh, don't talk so loud; we don't want to wake up your parents, do we?'
by DinkyDi October 12, 2019
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dog groomer

> The unfortunate person that has to squeeze your dogs asshole so it splurts all over...sometimes on you

> Someone who gets bit by a dog and the owner says ā€œI don’t believe he bit you he’s never bit anyone!ā€ (When you know damn well he has) where’s the sympathy?

> Someone that makes your dog beautiful and doesn’t always get tipped. Do you tip YOUR hairstylist every time?

> A majician. That’s what dog owners think anyway, ā€œ I brushed him last night so just a light trim would be good.ā€ And the hair is matted to the skin! Abracadabra! Your dog now looks like a naked mole rat because you can’t brush it every now and then.

> The one that answers the phone on Christmas Eve and has to listen to someone rant about how they need their giant schnauzer groomed TODAY. And then they freak out totally puzzled at the fact that you can’t get them in.
Woo hoo it’s saturday! Oh wait I’m a dog groomer.
by Pibblelover January 5, 2019
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groomer

-Have you seen what zoe laverne posted yesterday?
=No lol, I don't follow her. she is a groomer
by idk yet teehee December 9, 2020
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