Gronkula

Like Dracula, but it's Gronkula.

You're so gronkula, Tammy!

by Pop Up Productions April 23, 2022

Gronkitis

Gronkitis is a chronic illness suffered by athletes. An athlete that has Gronkitis is very injury prone and will probably sit out a lot of games as a result of those injuries. This disease is named for none other than the New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski, who suffers from this condition. Gronkitis is a fusion of Gronkowski and Bronchitis.

Example 1)

Dude 1-Derrick Rose has only been in the league for 5 years and I swear he's made at least 17 comebacks from injuries.

Dude 2-Yeah he too suffers from Gronkitis.
Example 2)

by In.The.AM October 23, 2013

gronkh

a gronkh is a person who eats grass off the ground, (And yes it is spelled with a small g ...)

EAT GRASS FROM A PLATE! YOU FILTHY gRONKH!!!!!!!!!

A:How do you eat grass?
B:Off the ground, duh.
A: GET AWAY FROM ME,FILTHY gRONKH!

by GREENWOLF_35 September 17, 2020

gronk

idiot,dero
,fool,goof,
gumby,goober
looser,retard-(also tard),moron
dickhead

"aw shit i knocked over the bong", "you fuking gronk!"

by xrsize May 15, 2008

Gronking

Violently spiking an object (most common is a football) to the ground in celebration.

Gronking a department store mannequin leg.

by NUChickens December 17, 2011

Gronk

a total loser, moron and idiot who always says "ill just" before he/she does anything

go to "wings n' things" in Ryde NSW AUSTRALIA, and you will know exactly what a gronk is - trust me!!!

by Fully_The_Sickest_Bro_Ever October 18, 2003

gronkasaurus

a fool, an idiot, a dickhead, a silly person but a good friend. Not used as an insult

Jessy is my little gronkasaurus

by LiL baybee gurl <3 August 10, 2007