A mysterious entity that lurks in the shadows of bodies of waters. It only comes out at night and no one has ever seen it, or at least... lived to tell the tale.
Ethan: Have I ever told you the story of the gongoozler?
Mark: No, you haven't
Ethan: It lurks in the shadows of the water, preying on the fear of the unknown
Mark: No, you haven't
Ethan: It lurks in the shadows of the water, preying on the fear of the unknown
by thegongoozler October 11, 2020
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Person 1: I hate going for a swim at night
Person 2: just beware of gongoozlers, they're very dangerous
Person 2: just beware of gongoozlers, they're very dangerous
by khgsmel October 11, 2020
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by eefleef October 11, 2020
Get the the gongoozler mug.共匪, literally "communist bandit" in Chinese. A pejorative yet accurate term for the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) which discarded Sun Yat-sen's ideals of a strong yet benevolent, democratic, free China. Also applies to CCP apologists
Chris: Tiananmen 1989 was a secret CIA operation and the protestors DESERVED that! Look at how lovely these Uyghur re-education camps are, now the women are no longer baby-making machines! Fuck the West even tho I live in Amerikkka with no plans to ever live on mainland China! Long live Karl Marx, hero of Chinese people!
Henry: Okay gongfei. As a Chinese I can only proudly support the one and only real China that is Republic of China! Long live Sun Yat-sen's 3 Principles of the People for a China that is "of the people, by the people, for the people" where "people are the emperor"! Expel Marx-Lenin, revive China! 🇹🇼
Henry: Okay gongfei. As a Chinese I can only proudly support the one and only real China that is Republic of China! Long live Sun Yat-sen's 3 Principles of the People for a China that is "of the people, by the people, for the people" where "people are the emperor"! Expel Marx-Lenin, revive China! 🇹🇼
by 君子FromNowhere March 22, 2021
Get the gongfei mug.The Gongoozler is a nocturnal cryptid know to dwell in Mark Fischback’s swimming pool. It plays with its prey before pulling it under the water and devouring it. The most documented instance of the Gongoozler is in the footage captured by Unus Annus, shown in the video, “Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming”. The footage will eventually be lost forever.
The Gongoozler will swim up to you.. take you by the toes, and bring you down, down, down.. into the frothy depths.
by heeeeehhh October 11, 2020
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"What did you do for New Year's Eve?"
"Me and the old lady brought in the New Year with Reverse Cowgirl, followed by the ol' New Year's Gong, in-time with Dick Clark's countdown."
"I used Olive Oil mayo on my last New Year's Gong, and now my girlfriend's ear smells like an Italian rubbed his nutsack on her face."
"Me and the old lady brought in the New Year with Reverse Cowgirl, followed by the ol' New Year's Gong, in-time with Dick Clark's countdown."
"I used Olive Oil mayo on my last New Year's Gong, and now my girlfriend's ear smells like an Italian rubbed his nutsack on her face."
by Donkey Punching Queen February 18, 2012
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A person of limited intelligence, with poor judgment, and who is oblivious to their surroundings and inconsiderate.
Synonyms: Dummy, Numpty, Wanker, Imbecile.
A person of limited intelligence, with poor judgment, and who is oblivious to their surroundings and inconsiderate.
Synonyms: Dummy, Numpty, Wanker, Imbecile.
“Did you hear that guy talking shit at lunch? What a Gong Bag!” or “Hey, taste the biscuit, Gong Bag! (I.E. Get Fucked, Asshole)”
by Toxicwolf January 12, 2023
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