Groan sculpture

1. Another word for feces.

2. A dump requiring considerable effort to excrete, thus the groan.

With a heave, a sigh and a plop, Walter eventually fashioned and sent seaworthy a particularly smelly groan sculpture.

by SimonIVC May 25, 2011

Groban

A dingleberry that has become detached and remains where it falls for someone to discover.

Agggggh, I just found a groban in the spare bedroom, the cat must have left it on the carpet for us to find! I thought I saw a dingleberry dangling from his anal fur earlier today!

by Daytime Neologist December 10, 2013

Grogman

AKA a man named Grogman. He is a very salty boy. He likes roblox very much. He watches roblox porn, and masturbates to it. He gets pissed off if anyone says roblox is trash to him.

Why is there so much Grogman on my fries?

by Saltyboy#69 July 8, 2017

Dirty Gorman

A common sexual encounter relating to when a man has anal sex with a woman then goes to her son's bedroom and wipes his stained penis across his bottom lip. This has to be done without the woman or her son finding out and you get bonus points if you get other members of the family! This move can only be peformed under the influence of cheap tequila and maybe a hit of heroin or two.

Dude, I totally pulled off a Dirty Gorman the other night. After Arlene passed out I snuck into victors room and totally disrespected him. Afterwards I washed my dick off in his fish tank.

by jtothemotha June 11, 2006

Dave Gorman

Comedian and author - has written 3 books to date, including "Are You Dave Gorman?" and "Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure".
Also known as one of the funniest men ever.

Hello. I'm Dave Gorman. Are you Dave Gorman?

by Lizziew January 22, 2006

Gomank

A fucking knobhead who lives in Brighton, a gay city and likes to stream Jackbox. Also, he is notorious for his cult called "Stan Gomank".

"Oh yeah that knobhead Gomank? Yeah, he's a fucking nonce."

by SwiftxMiles August 5, 2020

experience gormandizer

n. one who spends their life in search of experiences; one who involves themselves in major events for the sake of the experience, regardless of whether or not the experience is personally meaningful; one who fills themselves with experiences for the sake of storytelling material

Brandon rioted after the Red Sox beat the Yankees, and he's from California. He went to the Kerry rally and didn't even vote. He went to primal scream and complained that it was gross. He doesn't even care about any of that, but he'll tell the stories over and over. He's such an experience gormandizer.

by c l m January 14, 2005