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Port Neches Groves

A town with white ass preppy rich kids that only care about themselves, smoke pot cuz they think it’s cool, vape in the school bathroom, say “I’m gunna kill my self” everyday, and spreading rumors cuz they have nothing better to do with their lives other than football. A town where they separated the rich from the poor, the preps from the others. Almost everyone doesn’t have a dad and/or mom in that town. Everyone is probably gunna die from all the plants surrounding the entire town.
“Omg, Port Neches Groves makes me wanna kill myself
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Groves Time

1. excuse for being late
2. irractic arrival to events and sometimes no-shows
3. term used by entire towns on drug wait
4. expected lateness of 20 min or more of certain party members
aDang Casey, where the fuck you been?!!
bman...
cyou said 10 min, 20 min ago!
awhat can i say, groves time baby, groves time.
by Gezwa February 12, 2008
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1. Someone who is paid to grow cannabis professionally.
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Groves

1.Someone whom often dates girls that are younger than him.

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"Stop being a Groves"
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A frightening creature most frequently used to scare children.
"Eat your carrots or I'll let the groke out again!"
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