Groated

Getting brutaly bashed or killed, neck cut open, limbs chopped, face belted into a bloody pulp

Oi did you see that redneck get the shit kicked outta him....he got Groated!

by Razzaninja August 12, 2010

Groat

The act of putting your dick in someone’s ass while they have to shit and then having them give you a blowjob. Bonus points for sprinkling the dick with crushed up peanuts.

I had to take a really big shit last night so I let Roger stick his dick in my ass first so we could groat.

by duckydude August 20, 2022

Groat

Greatest. Rapper. Of. All. Time!

Lil Lex and Lil Christ are the Groat.

by Veni vidi vici March 1, 2020

groat

Acronym for Greatest Reject Of All Time. It is used to designate the player who was rejected by all the clubs that he was offered to. In football, Cristiano Ronaldo is called by this word.

Ronaldo is the GROAT in football

by FabRomano July 14, 2022

GROAT

GREATEST RETARD OF ALL TIME

what the fuck are you saying, you groat

that guy kanye west, he's the groat!

by jayjeyjai October 2, 2022

Groat (v.)

To make innapropriate sexual contact with a minor against their will, in and/or around their genitalia.

Groat (v.)

1. Now timmy, show me where he groated you.

2. He told us he had to introduce himself to everyone in the neighborhood upon moving there because he just came out of prison for groating an infant.

by partyboy1775 May 25, 2011

GROAT

The greatest Raptor of all time (aka Kyle Lowry)

You: Who is the GROAT?
Me: That's an easy one to answer. It's Kyle Lowry.

by flipntacos July 24, 2021