Groat

The act of putting your dick in someone’s ass while they have to shit and then having them give you a blowjob. Bonus points for sprinkling the dick with crushed up peanuts.

I had to take a really big shit last night so I let Roger stick his dick in my ass first so we could groat.

by duckydude August 20, 2022

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Groats

Used as an adjective for anything which requires an undesirable amount of effort or something generally off-putting.

Person A: omg you look groats today
Person B: I know I'm so hungover and my commute this morning took 2 hours, it was groats

by mntain July 26, 2018

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Groated

A combination of great and goated

Man I got pocket aces in poker, my hand is groated.

by Zaxazy July 30, 2021

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