Pseudo Greek

A Pseudo Greek is man or woman of full Albanian, North Macedonian, Bosnian, Kossovar blood. They blend in with Greeks and adopts Greek names and surnames to avoid any suspicion of being called Albanian.

Ela Re Dimitris you G Pseudo Greek.............your friends at Bujani Restaurant are waiting for you, Albanian Pousti Malakas!!!!!

by Greek_Cypriot February 15, 2022

grek

A 'grek' occurs when an expected, predicted event occurs.

Person 1 - "Tomorrow is Wednesday"
Person 2 - "Stop speaking grek, I'm not stupid you know"

by LordOfTheHumans March 4, 2014

greek goodbye

a long goodbye typically lasting anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours

yo talk about a greek goodbye we started leaving at 6 and didnt get out to the car till 9.

by madd grigga October 16, 2006

Greek spunk receptacle

An English woman who holidays in Corfu with her slutty friends and offers her fanny to every Greek man she meets, especially if he has "national service buttocks".

"See that bird with the Kilroy tan? She's a Greek spunk receptacle"

by Benko Jubb July 14, 2006

Greek Vacation

When your girlfriend/wife/boo/mistress/FWB/etc whom isn't a fan of anal sex (greek) gives it up either after you do something exceedingly nice, she is ridiculously drunk, or looking to experiment. Since this doesn't happen very often or takes awhile to work up to, it is like a cruise/trip to those ancient isles in the Mediterranean.

Guy: I can't believe it, my girl agreed to go on a Greek Vacation last night!
Other Guy: Incredible! Was it difficult getting into port?
Guy: You know I am an experienced captain, it took a few tries, but after some maneuvering my vessel just slid right in.

by schweinsteiger May 14, 2012

Greekaboo

Someone who is obsessed with Greek/Greek Culture/Greek Food, etc. and attempts to act as if they were Greekians, even though they're far from it. They use Greekians words but usually end up pronouncing them wrong and sounding like total assholes.

_Ram_Master_: "Yer a fucking greekaboo. "

by Greekaboo November 27, 2016

Dry Greek

Anal sex (usually of the surprise kind) without lube of any kind. Greek style.

I gave her the Dry Greek last night, now she can't sit properly.

by Lord Fucktard September 25, 2014