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Hansel & Greteling

Taking a girl out of your league on multiple dates in hopes of fattening her up- then when her self-esteem is lowered she bangs you.
Dude, I swear before I started Hansel & Greteling her she was a 10.
by Peanutbutter&belly September 23, 2018
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Hansel and Gretel

The act of kidnapping and fattening up a skinny girl for future use.
I would like to Hansel and Gretel Brittany’s little ass.
by WarrenGold August 29, 2018
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Gretel

Some small annoying girl that accuses people of soliciting prostitution and calls them cramps.
Gretel: idk u just seem like u buy protitutes
John: WHAT?! that's not better
Gretel: It's better than being a cramp
by Fluffy4evah October 3, 2011
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grettle

female taint, the space between the back of the vagina and the rectum (AKA, the bottom of the apple)
The poor guy went down on me but for some reason kept licking my grettle like it was going to get me off -- I burned his number, what a loser!

After 5 kids her grettle looked like it had been in a motor cycle accident!

The drunk guy with a short dick bruised her grettle
by P-kiddy January 12, 2010
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Hansel and Gretel

Sharting while running outdoors, or frantically shuffling to the restroom, leaving a trail of shit you can follow back to where you came from, if need be.
"Dude! Coach ran me so hard at practice that I left a Hansel and Gretel all the way from the field house."

"Bill ate tacos for lunch and within 10 mins, he had Hansel and Greteled a path from his desk to the bathroom"
by BEE EF DEE November 2, 2011
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Gretel

Bitchy bitch bicth!

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Good friend, ass kicker, hellaciouse bitch!
Dont be such a gretel, bitch face!
by Maddy April 7, 2004
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hansel and gretel

Hey, yo, don't be like hicks and be like hansel and gretel
by Shizzle DOG November 18, 2002
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