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turn left to greenland

So tell me, How did you find America. Turn left to Greenland (hah)
by GeorgesBrackets January 17, 2022
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Greenland

One of the most powerful countries in the world, it can make you lose Plague Inc.

Oh right, lemme google where is greenland locatied at.
Wait... Did Google get the names of Greenland and Iceland wrong?
Wait a minute... Is Africa really 14 times bigger than Greenland??
A : (Playing in Plague Inc.) Oh damn, Greenland just closed his own port?
B: Let me google Greenland, does it look as green as his name.
by Loyal Chinese citizen November 12, 2022
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greenlanded

The manifestation of crude, vulgar or otherwise unforeseen result sets through the manipulatiion of vast amounts of super-granular user generated content. Usually to the chagrin of the greenlanded site.
By injecting the GPS signal those crackerjacks just gave cargo ship fellatio to the island of Manhattan! EPIC! Google Maps? GREENLANDED!
by aea09 June 24, 2009
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Greenlanding

Intentionally misunderstanding someone/ something annoying/ stupid. The phrase originates from a quote John Lennon said in the movie "A Hard Day's Night". A reporter asks him "How did you find America?", to which Lennon answers "Turned left at Greenland."
Ugh, stop greenlanding!
by freddieforreal May 30, 2019
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like Greenland

1. Very very cold weather or temperature

2. Nasty, cold, hostile
1.

Enters the front room of a mid century terrace house '...Its like greenland in here!'

or

Person A: 'I went up to Scotland after visiting Bristol, it was so cold up there, it was like greenland... lucky I brought my long johns'
Person B: 'Long johns!?'

2.

'She gave me a long hard look like greenland'
by shakespeares-landlord April 3, 2023
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Greenland

When you want to send your enemies somewhere like Siberia for political prisoners(ie.Palestinans Gays Canadians Lesbians Mexicans Musicians)
Bob was being a real jerk next to the coffee machine in the office today so maybe we should greenland him and his entire department in purchasing.
by Murray the K January 26, 2025
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Greenland

And Korea! The south one! Kim Jong Un would HATE that! And make ME the governor! He would REALLY hate that!
Hym "I'm fine with that actually, yeah. Greenland. Canada. Korea. Gobble 'em up. New America 1, 2, and 3. Do it today!"
by Hym Iam January 8, 2025
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