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The Glendale Hello

A major or minor car accident occurring in the city of Glendale. As the term insinuates, such accidents are a disturbingly common occurrence in the city- to such an extent that locals no longer turn their heads or phone the police when pedestrians are turned into pancakes by imported sedans (typically black or white in color.)

Background: Glendale, California is known for having the highest number of car accidents per population in the United States.
Someone gave James The Glendale Hello on the way to work today. The insurance company might total his Honda.
by kill9 March 28, 2017
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Glendale

The city of Glendale is located in southern California. It is the third largest city in Los Angeles County, after LA and Long Beach. Here are some facts about Glendale...

Many celebrities were layed to rest in Forest Lawn Memorial Park Cemetery in Gledale, including Walt Disney, Nat King Cole and Sammy Davis, Jr.

The Baskin-Robbins chain of ice cream parlours started in Glendale in 1945.

The southern campus of Steven Spielburg, Jeffrey Katzenburg, and David Geffen's
DreamWorks SKG is located in Glendale.

In early 2005, 11 people died south of downtown Glendale in a Metrolink train crash.

Celebrities from Glendale include Paul Walker, John Wayne and Edward Furlong.
I just gave you a few facts about Glendale without making fun of any Armenians. Amazing, right? Stop hating, becuase the truth is we're proud of our multiculturalism. Many Persians, Filipinos, Arabs and Latinos also live in Glendale. We're all trying to realize "The American Dream" here, so why can't we all just get along?
by Glendaler, and proud of it! October 24, 2005
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glendale

a placerun by armenians with Mecedes audi's and BMW's. The Cops in glendale are assholes and pull everyonesover for everything. the parties get raided and everyone knows everyone & gossips all day long...
" fuckin glendale bro lets go chill at In & Out "

" BROOO I Live in Glendale the WACKEST City EVER... "
by Lisa April 12, 2004
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greenday

A Green Dayis a day spent smoking pot, many people do not know this but the name of the band also came from sesame street, in one episode Oscar the Grouch says "Im having a green day", meant to mean blue, or sad Day, Oscar used to be on the back of original copies of Dookie, but was removed when Green Day was threatened to be sued by Sesame Street. The Best fucking band ever...they are a punk band that has been around for 17 years, Lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong, drummer, Tre Cool, whos real name is Frank Edwin Wright III, and bassist, Mike Dirnt, whos real name is Michael Pritchard, got the name Dirnt because Billie Joe thought that it sounded like a bass (Tre's name means very cool in french)They are a band that was formed in the bay area of California, they have 8 albums, 9 including Bullet in a Bible, their huge album from 1994 was called Dookie, it sold 8 million copies which was their biggest album until their most recent album, American Idiot came out (10 million copies were sold)...many think that this is their best album, but most of Green Day's old fans feel that it is their worst...those who ONLY like American Idiot are POSERS...i hate posers!!!!! Green Day are not sell outs, many feel that sinse they sold themselves to Reprise Records(a major label) and gave up on Lookout records after kerplunk was released, they are therefore sellouts,(or not punk) they are not sellouts, infact this was the most punk thing that they could do...yes, Green day are infact a punk band, no matter how popular they may be...they are all unveleivably talented musicians, Billie Joe plays 9 instruments, Mike-3, Tre-3...Billie has been Married to Adrienne Nesser for many happy years and says that she is the only woman he will ever love, they are good, happy, and funny people, they are not loners, they are not posers, they are not goths, they are not gay, and they are not pop...some of their influences are The Ramones, The Who, the dead kennedys and the misfits, they are an amazing punk band!
greenday fucking Rocks!
by FuckAnarchy907 May 30, 2006
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Greenface

When you start coughing and then throw up immediately after taking a huge hit of marijuana smoke
I greenfaced after hitting that bong.
You greenfaced so nasty after that hit.
by Paulie8 November 13, 2011
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greenwald

misrepresent a more intelligent person’s superior argument, typically on social media in the form of poorly written material under the guise of journalism
You know someone's losing the argument when they greenwald their opponent"
by Matthew Andy Smith April 9, 2016
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glendale heights

Town surrounded by Glen Ellyn, Carol Stream, Addison, and Bloomingdale. Often referred to as a Ghetto, even though it's median income per household is $68,000. This is most likely because it isn't as rich as Glen Ellyn. There are no high schools so all of the middle schoolers are separated into different ones based on where they live. There are many pawn shops, checking advance, and laundromats in Glendale Heights. There is no downtown, most of the businesses are near the borders of Glen Ellyn or Bloomingdale.
If you want to do something fun, go out to eat, watch a movie, buy clothes, etc. get the hell out of Glendale Heights! But if you need a pay day advance or to pawn something you stole there are many locations.
by Jayyyyyy Deeeeeeeeeee July 29, 2007
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