Green Apple Gang

Green apple Gang members are people who are superior to every one. They only eat green apples and destroy red apples, which makes sense because red apples are disgusting. The red apple gang is known as their worst enemy. But the red apple gang sucks in general.

"GREEN APPLE GANG!!!"
"A Green apple a day keeps the doctor away"
*Smashes red apple* " it was a disappointment to the apple race anyway"

by GREEN APPLE GANG March 7, 2019

green apple splatters

aka "cider poo" drinking too much cider the nite before and waking up with more than a fat bird

damn i was throwing back the scrumpy last nite got a case of the "green apple splatters"

by kaaos_crust October 16, 2006

green apple splatters

The proper medical term (citation needed) for diarrhea induced by drinking excessive ammounts of gypsy juice causing a severe burning sensation to the anus on the way out.

Dave: "Kev are you OK in there?"

Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"

Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"

Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"

by MCMXCV April 26, 2008

green apple trot

when your ass hole leaks of green liquids

i have the green apple trots motherfucker

by cracrahoes October 24, 2019

green apple splatter

to be very ill, and take a green , diarea shit, and wipe it on a stick and serve it for lunch, along with a topping of several quiffs

Im going to pull a big green apple splatter on your mother.

by Jordan June 11, 2006

green apple nasties

a bad case of diharria

Paul, I don't feel so good, I think I've got a severe case of the green apple nasties.

by xdabbadabbadoox3 May 26, 2008

Green Apple Meanies

A bad case of explosive diarrhea often accompanied by severe stomach pains.

I would've totally gone out last night, butI spent the night on the tiolet with a wicked case of the green apple meanies.

by Summerstick October 12, 2011