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sam greening

To get to third base or further with an unconsious female
hey i just looked upstairs and some lad is totally sam greening this passed out girl
by loveduv October 23, 2011
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Sesh Gremlin

A mythical creature that appears to sesh on every full moon. Instigator of majority of sesh-related chaos. When the sesh has finally ended, this despicable creature reverts back to it's human form, only to reemerge on the next sesh.
Goddamit *name* you got into a fight with the barman over a spilt VK. You sesh gremlin.
by Sesh_Gremlin3000 October 13, 2016
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Nut Gremlins

Un-timely urge to scratch your genitals when either in polite company or other inappropriate situation.
He was stood in line to meet the Queen and his nut gremlins were tickling so bad he thought he would pass out.
by Steve Ambrose-Leigh November 24, 2007
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Greeting Radius

The distance of your radius that you will acknowledge the people you know and greet them. Greeting radii almost always depend on person. Usually, your greeting radius varies based on how much you like the person. Someone you are close friends with, will probably have a greeting radius of over 50ft. For people you don't like, it would probably be something like 10ft if it's crowded where you are.
Steve: Oh dude, I had to say hi to Kent today?
Jon: Aww, you said hi to Kunt? He probably thinks you like him now.
Steve: I know, but I kinda used to know him, plus, he got in my greeting radius
Jon: Shit, sucks for you, haha
Steve: Yeah, GOD today was a bad day
by Co0k1eM0n5tr805 May 31, 2009
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greeting disorder

When a person cannot perform a proper greeting - handshake, high-five, etc.

Can also be applicable to verbal greetings as well.
Physical - "Man, Cletus always crushes my hand when he shakes it, I think he has a greeting disorder."

Verbal - "Steve always calls everyone a D-Bag when he meets them. That jerk has a real greeting disorder."
by hawtcore December 12, 2010
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Gender gremlin

The reason us nonbinarys exist. We used too many free subscriptions on fake accounts and gender gremlin took our genders as a toll.
"You met gender gremlin?"
"Yeah, i used like 14 free hulu trials."
by AshCantFocus November 26, 2021
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Crotch Gremlin

The young child of a Karen and/or Kyle. They are often very rowdy and annoying, while their parents do nothing about them.
“Karen, please keep your crotch gremlins under control.”
by Just Another Human Person January 9, 2022
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