ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM

A = AVERAGE
B = BELT TIME
C = CANT COME HOME
D = DOG HOUSE
F = FIND A NEW FAMILY

MOM: YOU GET THE B. I AM GOING TO WHIP YOUR ASS. GET THE A+ OR CHOPSTICK UP ASS AND NO RICE FOR 3 DAYS!
ASIAN SON: I DO THE SO MUCH EXTRA CREDIT! I'M JUST NO SMART!
MOM: YOU A DISAPPOINTMENT. GO TO THE DOG HOUSE AND SPEND THE NIGHT WITH THE DINNER. YOU KNOW WHAT THE ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM IS!!!!!

by PERSONWITHALLOFTHEA+ January 27, 2020

Super Nice Asian Parents Grading Scale

Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family

Super Nice Asian Parents:
A = Above Average
B = Average
C = Below Average
D = do something good in life
F = Failure at school, hopefully not in life

Super Nice Asian Parents Grading Scale are similar to Asian Parents Grading Scale, But they say if their child becomes something good in life then they won't have problem with low grades, or else F = FAILURE FOR LIFE.

by The Kid that's Big April 20, 2022

grating the cheese

In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.

Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.

Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.

I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

gracing

The act of lazily laying around in a cool dark room. Generally, gracing is done after a night of heavy drinking, usually involving the smoking of marijuana. A critical part of the gracing process is having an ample amount of seating, ideally one full sized couch per person. Temperatures should not exceed 68 degrees.
The term originated in room 312 of the fraternity house.

Dude 1: What are you doing tonight bro?

Dude 2: Not a whole lot, I got pretty fucked up last night so I'll probably just spend all night gracing.

by Brian and Drew November 5, 2008

Grating the monkey

When one engages the act of Masturbation

Richard walked in on James Grating the monkey

by Misfiit April 6, 2011

Gaying Around

When your walking around in a extremely gay way

Or your being gay while walking

"What are you doing?"
"gaying around"

by shskksksks April 23, 2019

Graingered

A state of inebriation usually only experienced by hardened drinkers. often occurring at Lunchtime while you are supposed to be in a meeting with your boss. People who are Graingered often loose control of their bodily functions, and have to spend prolonged periods of time asleep in lavatories. The true Grainger, when ordered home by management will normally wake up in the pub toilet when the manager is trying to close up.

Nick: Dave, where were you yesterday at 4:00?
Dave, sorry boss, I was Graingered

by Grave Danger May 20, 2009