by NocMedic May 12, 2019
Get the Gratifaction mug.A post-factum negative consequence occurring as a result of self-indulgence.
Penned by Craig Benzine (a.k.a Wheezy Waiter).
Penned by Craig Benzine (a.k.a Wheezy Waiter).
Dessert is nice, but delayed gratif*ckation will ensue in the form of weight gain.
NOTE: Weight gain is not inherently bad. It is used here only as an example.
NOTE: Weight gain is not inherently bad. It is used here only as an example.
by beard_lover March 31, 2020
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Cuming from anal intercourse...
She received anal gratification last night and never came so hard in her life...
She received anal gratification last night and never came so hard in her life...
by biggest creep ever December 3, 2013
Get the Anal gratification mug.Verb - The act of making someone or something great. Made famous by one Dave Fresco, who is self-proclaimed "The Greatest".
He greatifies the masses with "The Greatifier"
He greatifies the masses with "The Greatifier"
When someone steps into the ring with Dave Fresco, more often than not they get greatified.
Dave Fresco has the power to greatify the world.
Dave Fresco has the power to greatify the world.
by The Greatifier December 13, 2006
Get the Greatify mug.by jookooj December 9, 2008
Get the Gratifuckation mug.What alot of you little women hating, homophobic, backstabbing, lolly pop licking bedwetters are really doing on this web site. Try to remember that this is really just entertainment mixed with a tiny bit of insight and education. Its not as much fun when you use it to bash ex's or spew your racial epitaphs. Get over yoursef already. She was no good for man!
My girlfriend,________ just broke up with me because she's a stupid wh*re!!! (sniffle) Or maybe it's because you had too many cats and too many posters of Star Trek on the walls?
by Cornfucker January 25, 2004
Get the Self gratification mug.Someone who expects you to drop everything you're doing, to cater to their bullshit needs. They feel what they need you to do is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Most are selfish assholes with zero consideration for anyone but themselves. Plus, chances are they haven't even tried to do it themselves and are just too damn lazy and inconsiderate to try.
If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.
important as theirs.
by Overwhelmed and Pissed off mom March 16, 2014
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