by Messiur September 18, 2022
Get the Graphing For Mathmug. AHA! AAAAAAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S NOT HIW YOU READ A GRAPH YOU STUPID BITCH! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! OOOOOOOOOOH MAN! OOOOH MICHAEL! At least you were more gentle then the men she screws!
Hym "HA! HAHAHA! NO! LOOKLOOKLOOK! I'll explain how the I.Q. graph works... The X axis is the I.Q.... The Y axis is the number of people WITH that I.Q.... So there are more women OF average intelligence... Than there are men of average intelligence... There are more men of radically LOW intelligence than there are women of wildly low intelligence... There are more wildy intelligent men than there are radically intelligent women... To put into terms a pornstar would understand... Women are the small-dicks of the intelligence world... Most of you are of average intelligence... So, most of you are >6 inches... And then like 16% of you are <6... But if it makes you feel better, liberals don't believe in static intelligence... And there is only 1 creator of A.I. and...
by Hym Iam February 27, 2024
Get the I.Q. graphmug. When you say one thing but mean another. Like if you say the wrong word when talking to somebody and it doesn't make any sense.
Replacing a word with another accidentaly.
Replacing a word with another accidentaly.
Girl- "I love to jump ice cream"
Guy-"What?"
Girl- "Oh I meant to say I love to eat ice cream, that was a snaple graph."
Guy-"What?"
Girl- "Oh I meant to say I love to eat ice cream, that was a snaple graph."
by IYIYI(:31 November 30, 2010
Get the Snaple Graphmug. My teacher write's a paragraph.
by wesley fortner January 19, 2023
Get the graphmug. Like a wiccan witch or warlock male witch aka bitch
who uses to like math or some shit to mate with other
people, usually it involves other math shit like game theory
to get resources or intelligence even if they are not sure.
who uses to like math or some shit to mate with other
people, usually it involves other math shit like game theory
to get resources or intelligence even if they are not sure.
This Irish Italian Nona tree graph fucker in Sicily is using greedy topology and lambdas with some rudimentary game theory to marry her family to a few of her red native 'chibi' babies so they can have some jewelry in like 500 trilloins years. Nevermind she said finally vetoing herself to limit that to pretty brothel ready red native 'chibi' folks.
by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025
Get the tree graph fuckermug. A flashy, node-based automation rig that frauds online metrics (views, clicks, sign-ups, etc.) by wiring “graph functions” together in a visual Node GUI—then unleashing the flow like a laser. Think: drag-drop boxes, connect the lines, press play, and a million little bots march in formation. Illegal, shady, and dumb to brag about.
Extended:
Noun — The actual workflow: a web of nodes (login → rotate proxies → mimic humans → spam endpoint → report “success”).
Verb — To graph-beam: to juice numbers with that workflow.
Figurative — Any over-engineered automation pipeline that “lights up” a target system whether for clout, cliques, or chaos.
Origin:
From “hit ’em with the beam” (laser sight on a target) + “graph” (the node-graph UI). The “beam” is the flow of automated requests; the “graph” is how you built the heist.
Usage Notes (read this, cowboy):
It’s fraud. Platforms ban this, laws hate this, wallets weep when fines show up.
Also used jokingly for legit automations: “We graph-beamed our ETL last night” (aka just automated it, calm down).
Synonyms / Related:
click-farm, botnet rig, automation pipeline, view-juice, metric spoof, spaghetti graph, growth-hack (iffy), click fraud (illegal)
Antonyms:
organic growth, real users, compliance, touch grass
Extended:
Noun — The actual workflow: a web of nodes (login → rotate proxies → mimic humans → spam endpoint → report “success”).
Verb — To graph-beam: to juice numbers with that workflow.
Figurative — Any over-engineered automation pipeline that “lights up” a target system whether for clout, cliques, or chaos.
Origin:
From “hit ’em with the beam” (laser sight on a target) + “graph” (the node-graph UI). The “beam” is the flow of automated requests; the “graph” is how you built the heist.
Usage Notes (read this, cowboy):
It’s fraud. Platforms ban this, laws hate this, wallets weep when fines show up.
Also used jokingly for legit automations: “We graph-beamed our ETL last night” (aka just automated it, calm down).
Synonyms / Related:
click-farm, botnet rig, automation pipeline, view-juice, metric spoof, spaghetti graph, growth-hack (iffy), click fraud (illegal)
Antonyms:
organic growth, real users, compliance, touch grass
“I wrote a bot for YouTube that increases our views — I hit ’em with the Graph Beam.” — Mister Valentine
“Those stats jumped overnight; somebody graph-beamed the campaign.”
“He didn’t even code it from scratch—just strung nodes together and fired the Graph Beam.”
“Marketing wanted organic; dev said, ‘Or we could Graph Beam it…’ (HR said please don’t.)”
“Those stats jumped overnight; somebody graph-beamed the campaign.”
“He didn’t even code it from scratch—just strung nodes together and fired the Graph Beam.”
“Marketing wanted organic; dev said, ‘Or we could Graph Beam it…’ (HR said please don’t.)”
by aidenvalentine October 26, 2025
Get the Graph Beammug. 