gram bag

a bag that holds one gram of marijuana.

hey check out his gram bag i found

by diseased sheep September 5, 2005

gram geek

A weight freak athlete who watches every gram. Applies to cyclists, hikers and mountain climbers who will go to extraordinary lengths (trim the tags off their clothing) to save a gram.

Road-bike makers were catering to "gram geek" racers by shaving off every extra paper clip's worth of weight from their high-end cycles.

by PDXJeff December 25, 2007

Gram Cram

You know when there’s a bunch a of clowns and they all shove themselves into a tiny car? Well this is kinda like that. But with grannies. They’re all crammed into one tiny car (most likely a Chevrolet) thus, a gram cram. Not to be confused with gram crackers.

Linda: “alrighty gals! Time to make a trip to Cracker Barrel.”
Dona: “time to Gram Cram ladies.”
Gertrude: “will we be getting prune juice?”

by A dot, B town! My old Pals December 2, 2019

Gram Cracker

Someone who posts too many selfies on Instagram. Usually in a very intense and habitual manner.

Oh my gosh. Did you see how many selfies Heather posted on IG today?

Yeah she's a gram cracker.

by GemJJ November 11, 2014

gram bag

A small bag for holding marijuana. It also has bitchin designs on it.

mike: thanks man, OH SHIT, I don't wanna smoke this weed 'cause the gram bag has bitchin' l'il playboy bunnies on it!

derek: fuck you and get baked

by Miklus April 25, 2006

Gram It!

To suggest to your friend/partner to Instagram something cool/exciting.

*at dinner*

Guy 1: Dude... this meal looks delicious...
Guy 2: Gram it!

by K-nan October 16, 2013

gram chaser

(n). An individual who walks into medical marijuana dispensaries solely with a purpose in hopes of getting FREE product with the least amount to almost no effort and monetary possible.

(n). A person or group of individuals who only care about FREE weed.

(n). A person who solely seeks out establishments for free product on a daily basis.

(n). A person who is very boastful & claims they know a plethora of people in order to get a hook-up.

" (sighs) Here comes gram chaser! AND he's brought a friend!"

"Ryan is such a gram chaser he only comes in on Thirsty Thurdaze."

"Look at his gram chasin' ass and he only has $5."

"Did they both buy?" "Nah you know gram chaser only brought his friend so they both can smoke.."

by lilyisagee May 24, 2017