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Tha Taint Grabba

A very complex move performed during intercourse between a couple. It is performed by a series of steps to insure maximum grabbage.

1. extend hand out forward, with palm facing upand all but the pointer and middle finger retracted.
2. with the pointer and middle finger, alternate between the two moving them back and forth, making sure you maintain friction between the two.
3. this MUST be done with a pumping motion of the arm, as if you are ringing a truck horn horizontally. (without this, the grab will be rendered entirely useless)
4. rinse and repeat

There are several variations on the original move, however the basic function remains the same. These variations include, but are not limited to:

The Detroit Glide
The Seven State Sweep
Fakey
The Original
Momma's Style
Feet-to-the-Face Style
and many more
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Where's my money ho?
Less-Than-Attractive Woman- Nigga-ass foo, I ain't got
shit.
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Well then i'm gon' have to give ya
Tha Taint Grabba
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grabbable

adj. A girl at any spot that is easy going and approachable.
Them bitches at the bar were hella grabbable.
by 53 N Company January 14, 2007
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gabbage

Slang for garbage, used mainly in rap songs.
Your CD is gabbage fiddy.
by The Game from Bloods April 25, 2007
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gabbagoal

Italian-American slang for capicola, a type of ham that is round and spicy.
Man in Deli: Can I get a sandwich please?

Counterman: Sure! What can I get ya?

Man in Deli: Lemme get a gabbagoal and provolone on a hero.
by Facciabrutta March 15, 2008
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Texas Grab Bag

to get a woman pregnant and then four months into said pregnancy, to rip out the fetus and beat the woman over the head with it
"Dude, after she told me she wasn't on the pill, I thought of giving her a texas grab bag, but then realized I'd be a good father to that fetus."
by Ugs October 15, 2006
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Gabbagoul

A salame shaped ghost or spirit that smells like pig, often Italian, like proscutto.
Pass me the gabbagoul, you ginny wap bastard.
by Rich Merkin June 7, 2009
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Gabbage

Life is gabbage
by Gabbage Gal September 1, 2019
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