gizzer

Someone is old; frequently used to describe forgetfulness, or physical impairment because of age; a verbal jab used to denote extreme age and it's impairments.

You big gizzer, can't you hack it? Need a cane?

by Art Brazee October 4, 2004

Gozer the Gozarian

To shoot your load all over her body; face, hair, tits, stomach so that it looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow man exploded on her.

Dude, kleenex wasn't enough! I went Gozer the Gozarian on that bitch!

by Big Choker August 23, 2011

Gozer

Bursting out the rear window of your vehicle by closing the hatch while a piece of outdoor equipment is still in the threshold

Damn I almost pulled a Gozer when I loaded that pressure washer.

by Chevyguy20015 February 21, 2019

goozer

male sex organ commonly referred to as the penis

"He has a big goozer!"

by Goozer Man June 28, 2007

goozerb

A corny bitch ass gay faggot noob. The meanest insult ever devised by man.

Yo man check out that fucking gay ass goozerb.

by 1337 MaStEr February 5, 2005

Gozer the Gozarian

When four men pee on a woman and they "cross the streams."

There is a hooker in Vegas named Zuel who will let us do a Gozer the Gozarian on her for $50 per dude!!

by crjoker June 11, 2017

Goozer

When you break up with a girl who quiefs a lot on your dick, and sleeps with other men while dating you. You call her a goozer.

Man you know that chick Spencer I went out with. What a goozer.

by TheOneTheOnly December 5, 2012