An unusually large penis. Large in both length and girth. A Godzilla Penis is said to be so good it can actually rip a girl in half, not simply make her feel like she's being ripped in half.
In Japan, the Godzilla Penis is a legendary penis, said to belong to a hero who will save the world from destruction.
In Japan, the Godzilla Penis is a legendary penis, said to belong to a hero who will save the world from destruction.
EXAMPLE 1:
Police Officer: 911, what's your emergency?
Man: Um, I think I killed my girlfriend.
Police Officer: What happened?
Man: I split her in half with my Godzilla Penis when we tried to have sex! Oh God! Oh God what have I done?!
EXAMPLE 2:
"Long ago, a prophecy foretold of a hero from a land far to the east saving the world with his giant penis. A penis of Godzilla proportions. Known as the Godzilla Penis."
Police Officer: 911, what's your emergency?
Man: Um, I think I killed my girlfriend.
Police Officer: What happened?
Man: I split her in half with my Godzilla Penis when we tried to have sex! Oh God! Oh God what have I done?!
EXAMPLE 2:
"Long ago, a prophecy foretold of a hero from a land far to the east saving the world with his giant penis. A penis of Godzilla proportions. Known as the Godzilla Penis."
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A kaiju that appeared in the 2016 film, Shin Godzilla. Shin Godzilla's fourth form was both the heaviest Godzilla, weighing 92,000 metric tons, and the longest, with a total body length of 333 meters.
by Shin Godzilla May 23, 2020
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Sorry to Godzilla your Tokyo, but I think your idea's already been done better than you could do it yourself.
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by concerned hazletonian December 20, 2012
Get the red godzilla mug.A minor internet celebrity and the third most violent otherkin known to man (the other 2 being Kenneth Eng and Robert H. Marko), Gothzilla is an angry, gay goth kid sporting a ponyhawk and a set of crusty, infected nipple rings, who thinks that he is a bipedal, orange dragon. Gothzilla is a modest dragon who only wants you to acknowledge his superiority and bow down before him. He has the modest dream of completely annihilating the human race, while getting disemboweled and anally raped by a bunch of bigger dragons. He makes art and videos which emphasize this. He confessed to attempted murder (a crime which was witnessed by over 50 people), but due to a technicality was never given a proper sentence and probably never will be.
Kid in detention 1: I swear, if they don't let us out of here soon, I'm gonna start stabbing people.
Kid in detention 2: Don't say shit like that.
Kid in detention 1: Why? Because they'll put me in "ther-uh-pee"?
Kid in detention 2: No, because it makes you sound like Gothzilla.
Kid in detention 1: Oh. I'll stop now.
Kid in detention 2: Don't say shit like that.
Kid in detention 1: Why? Because they'll put me in "ther-uh-pee"?
Kid in detention 2: No, because it makes you sound like Gothzilla.
Kid in detention 1: Oh. I'll stop now.
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