gork

a guy that dates fat or generally unattractive girls

Gork had sex with Natalia again last night, he can't get laid by anyone else.

by P Benis October 14, 2004

Gork

a girl who is an awkward dork

Johnny is cool... for making up the word GORK and using Barb's name!

by Johnny Petillo March 21, 2003

gork

a gorgeous dork. i.e. A 5'11"-6' female nuclear scientist who is completely gorgeous, but has a super intellectual dorky side under the surface.

WOW! She is so incredibly gorgeous...but what a gork!

by Brian and Kermit February 10, 2008

gork

To openly stare or be agog at someone or some thing in a shocked or disbelieving manner. Usually refers to watching the unexpected occurrence of an uncommon or sleazy act.

At the beach a young woman took her bathing top off and all the men instantly took a gork at her breasts.

the traffic slowed due to the accident. some of the drivers gorked at the wrecked cars and the injured people as they passed by.

by broosta December 12, 2007

gork

A guy or girl who is also a dork.

Jane was a gork and played Halo 2 until 4 a.m.

by Young Geezer May 13, 2005

Gork

A word meaning the word dork + geek combined.

You are such a drok and you are a geek at the same time, I don't know but you my friend are a gork.

by Kelard December 28, 2005

Gork

A gentleman orkutiya (gentleman+ork): one who hides his flirting skills behind a veil of sophistication

Even though he's such a gork, I love the way he praises women on social networks

by Humerian February 23, 2011