Graybola

An instrument belonging to the bowed string family that resembles the common viola in size and shape. A notable exception is in the setup of the strings. Instead of four tuned steel strings, the graybola features only a single string, untuned, and comprised of a single, long strand of ass-hair. The graybola was made famous by rising folk prodigy, Zachary Addison. The instrument was most notably used in Addison's hit single, "Over the Hill."

Ted: "What is that pure and true instrument I just heard?"
Bill: "That would be the Graybola!"

by Disgusting Dave Murphy July 13, 2007

Matthew Gray Gubler

the most adorable and amazing man to grace the planet. often wears mismatched socks and jokes around.

help, im simping over Matthew Gray Gubler again!

by mggslittlefuck November 10, 2020

morally gray

An action that is a mix between good and bad; in the middle.

Robin Hood is Morally Gray

by TheGenieofLife September 17, 2016

conan gray

lit

conan gray is cool

by hannahahnahah October 29, 2019

Dorian Gray syndrome

Societal phenomenon characterised by not wanting to grow old. Named after Oscar Wilde's famous gothic horror novel "The Picture of Dorian Gray". Many celebrities also try to look younger, though this isn't necessarily psychological as looking nice is sometimes part of their job. Has 4 main components
-Narcissistic character traits
-Lack of the ability to emotionally mature
-Dysmorphophobia, which means excessive concern about conceived flaws in one's body
-And as a result of the former 3, a "Medical Lifestyle" such as hair transplants, botox, erectile dysfunction drugs, etc.

That guy is so obsessed with staying young, I think he has Dorian Gray syndrome.

by SuperShepherd52 February 7, 2013

Gorby Gap

The space between your helmet and your goggles exposing your forehead while skiing. Extremely bad gorby gaps can show over an inch of forehead, and sometimes even have strands of hair falling over the person's goggles. Gorby gaps can be caused by a bad fall, or the person just not knowing any better. A good skiier can get a gorby gap and will be laughed at, but gorby gap is almost always seen on a Gorby.

"You just packed crap dude, you better fix your goggles you've got a gorby gap."

"Check out that poser with the huge gorby gap."

by she.rides.pow May 1, 2007

gorpy

sloppy or messy

I spilled oil, spaghetti sauce and clam juice on my hands, and now they are all gorpy.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 8, 2010