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goontosis

absolute state of heaven after gooning usually happens after loosing a large edge streak.
i gooned so hard i was in a state of goontosis
by sigma edge May 26, 2024
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goostoses

More than one goose with in five inches of each other. goostoses are comenly known for perving on people walking past.
2 of them would make goostoses.
by doctor john smith February 3, 2010
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goontopia

The state of absolute goon. This is the greatest achievable state of goon possible.
Yesterday I was jorkin my penar so hard I was eventually hit goontopia.
by Goon legend March 6, 2024
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goontopia

The state of absolute goon. This is the greatest achievable state of goon. Sometimes results in a trance like numbness.
I was jorkin my penar so good I hit goontopia, my legs were numb for 3 hours.
by Goon legend March 6, 2024
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goontopia

To be in a state of gooning, similar to being in a state of nirvana
I gooned so much I went into a state of goontopia
by XIGHSG April 6, 2024
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Goonchosis

When you enter a state of psychosis after jerking off for too long
Aiden entered a state of goonchosis after cranking his hog for 48 hours straight. he began seeing shadow people In the corners of his room.
by RU In March 10, 2025
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Goonnoisseur

Someone with refined taste in NSFW content, and knows exactly what they like, particularly anime and fantasy themed material. For them it's quality over quantity and they're generally not addicted, and less ashamed of it than the gooner.
Bob: "Bro you just casually admited to liking BDSM themed muscle dommy mommy Dark Elves in front of your date! where does that confidence come from!?Batman couldn't beat that outta me if he tried!"

Mark: "What can I say, I like what I like!"

Bob: "It's like after enough years you evolved from a typical gooner and man of culture into a Goonnoisseur!"
by sus mage April 12, 2026
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