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googlet

Any company or entity snatched up by Google.
"You Tube was a cool little company until it became a googlet. Now they acting all uppity, like they own the googleplex or something."
by Natalilly December 12, 2008
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googlethon

when The only known use for that electronic device you call a laptop is too randomly search stupid shit in the google search engine.

this can done by typing random words into the search engine with no real reason other than to entertain you for the 5 seconds your goldfish brain can concentrate on one thing for.
or 2 hitting stumble over 200 times in hopes you will hit the personal entertainment jackpot of all stumbles!!!
quite frankly i think i would rather continue this googlethon than do my lame ass assignment that's due tomorrow!
by fennbot March 25, 2010
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googletific

Something that is defined by google, not science. An answer found on google, but may not necessarily be backed by science.
The evidence is anecdotal, strictly googletific, more research is needed.
by JaxU April 23, 2021
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googletard

n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.
Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."
by ClimbingTheLog February 6, 2008
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goonett

A ride or die bitch that's down for whatever. female version of a hustler. see(goon)for male version.
Me and my girls are gonna be on goonett status tonight.
by RazzRed May 1, 2009
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googletube

You got any spare googletubes?
by hintss May 17, 2016
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Googlet

How to pronounce Google+ without sounding like a douche.
Can anyone spare a Googlet invite?
by Pinktits July 1, 2011
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