Goonius Maximus

To be the biggest gooner you possibly could ever be.

Wow Luna... you really have ascended to that of a Goonius Maximus.

by TeaTimeMit April 4, 2025

Goonus

What you call a male that masturbates on a daily basis.

I wouldn't hangout with him, he's a Goonus.

by TheRulerOfCatfish April 4, 2025

Goonbump

A "Goonbump' is another word for a Herpes blister

The goonbumps hurt a lot today

by Sir Mr moo June 27, 2025

Goonbuoyant

When one enters flow state

When he got a few drinks in him, he went goonbuoyant and was pulling all the girls.

by Bubs22255 August 30, 2025

Lil Goobus

The sort of thing you'd call a silly or adorable thing, like a cat doing confusing things, thus making them goofy, and lil. Earning the title, "Lil Goobus"

Rosie: LOOK AT THIS SPINNING CAT FOR SOME REASON!

Sunny: Aww.. That's absolutely adorable! Look at how little it is! It's so goofy! I wonder if there's a word for that!

Egg: BOY DO I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR YOU, THAT'S A LIL GOOBUS!

by The Egg of Random Ideas January 17, 2025