Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.
Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.
Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.
"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."
see "pig dool."
see "pig dool."
by Polyester Pigdool Patterson March 10, 2011
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When you have two gats and you threaten someone. You need to let them know you have two gats not one by saying Gat Gat Gunners.
Speaker 1 : Hey, whats up.
Speaker 2: Hey, give me all your money or else.
Speaker 1: Hey dude, you wanna piece of my Gat Gat Gunners.
Scared Shitless Speaker 2: Oh shit, I am so sorry. I don't want a piece of your Gat Gat Gunners. Here is all my cash
Speaker 1: Yeah , that's what I thought.
Speaker 2: Hey, give me all your money or else.
Speaker 1: Hey dude, you wanna piece of my Gat Gat Gunners.
Scared Shitless Speaker 2: Oh shit, I am so sorry. I don't want a piece of your Gat Gat Gunners. Here is all my cash
Speaker 1: Yeah , that's what I thought.
by Magafe June 19, 2016
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by The Goonid August 3, 2010
Get the Goonery mug.The excessive and uncontrollable spurt of information out of a medical student. May or may not be related to the conversation (usually not).
Symptoms are exacerbated by the presence of a professor or other figure of authority.
Symptoms are exacerbated by the presence of a professor or other figure of authority.
Average Student1: Did you watch the game last night?
Gunner: "No, I was studyi... *professor comes in* Cell-derived mediators are normally sequestered in intracellular granules and can be rapidly secreted by granule exocytosis or are synthesized de novo in response to a stimulus."
Avg Student1: "WTF?"
Avg Student2: "Don't mind him, he's got gunnerrhea"
Gunner: "No, I was studyi... *professor comes in* Cell-derived mediators are normally sequestered in intracellular granules and can be rapidly secreted by granule exocytosis or are synthesized de novo in response to a stimulus."
Avg Student1: "WTF?"
Avg Student2: "Don't mind him, he's got gunnerrhea"
by Burned out in Med School November 26, 2010
Get the gunnerrhea mug.A person who commits the act of gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction and base their life around it. To them, porn is everything. There is no ultimatum greater than porn, and many even seek out other gooners just to discuss how amazing porn is, as their life spirals into complete depravity.
How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.
Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.
How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.
Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.
Chad: *fapping to porn on 3 monitors*
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.
by Gilgabob February 1, 2019
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