Gomer's Pile

Gomer's Pile is what Sgt. Carter found in the toilet.

Sgt. Carter: Corporal Boyle, do you know what I seen in the latrine?
Corp. Boyle: What's that, Vince?
Sgt. Carter: Gomer's Pile! Pileeeeeeeee!

by jump the shark December 28, 2011

gomertose

unfortunate physical state of a person who has multiple medical problems and no hope of recovery or meaningful life. their activity is usually nothing more than laying in a hospital bed as a rotting, dying sack of flesh. gomertose individuals usually have large families, all of whom visit at the time of impending patient death, only to cry out "aye ya ya...please do everything to keep him alive!!!" this essentially denies the patient a dignified death, and condemns them to a slow, torcherous prolonged demise.

"the poor old lady in bed 4 is unresponsive, on life support, and has constant tube feeding shits. she's gomertose, and the family won't sign a DNR."

by pantybanditvictim March 6, 2009

Gammend

When you haven't washed your knob for a while and it ends up smelling like gammmon and cheese. Hence, you have a gammon-end, or "Gammend"

Mate, have a shower. I can smell your gammend from here.

by Synfal February 22, 2009

pro gammer

someone who is rly gud at gamming.

WOW Chames, ur such a pro gammer!

by Chamesprogammer December 16, 2021

Gohmert

To get so excited that you defecate in your pants.

Comes from Congressman Louie Gohmert who's theatrics in Congress look like he is dropping a deuce.

That Taco Bell was so delicious; I thought I was going to Gohmert, though.

by Stop and Frisk July 24, 2019

gohmert

A sexually transmissible wart characterized by excessive amounts of puss. the warts are recognizable by their strange resemblance to the congressman from texas of the same name.

my underwear was filled with puss, so I looked in the mirror and realized I had several gohmerts on my balls.

by Meechree March 16, 2020

gimme

Give me!

Gimme some money!

by hmmm..dont know January 24, 2003