Teaching his goldfish how to whistle

Another nice way to say masturbation without being so obvious.

"Where's (insert any name here) at?"

"He's in the backyard teaching his goldfish how to whistle."

by Alert The Press! May 14, 2006

Goldfish

Someone with a memory of 7 seconds or less, as defined by the legendary Monty Python.

Goldfish 1: Hey, look at that castle!
Goldfish 2: What's a castle?
Goldfish 1: I don't know, why d'you ask?
Goldfish 2: Ask what?
Goldfish 1: Hey, look at that castle!

by Jennicam January 20, 2009

Goldfish

A person who forgets what you said to them five seconds ago.

A person who can be annoying in nature but uk what, they're worth gold to you!

Argh! You're such a Goldfish

by Just_An_Apple August 11, 2019

autistic goldfish

Kate or anyone named kate

Kate is an autistic goldfish

by Caramelcharles December 10, 2016

goldfish

A pet that doesn't do anything.

My goldfish was named Snappy.

by Angelacia March 8, 2008

Goldfishstupid

1) Dumb as a box of rocks,

2) Dingy, annoying.

She was turtletight but damn she was goldfishstupid.

by BabyD3313 July 30, 2018

Goldfish Eve

A dumb fucking idiot who will steal your toes, then take your hoes

“Wow, what the hell is jimmy doing?”
“I dunno, but he sure is acting like Goldfish Eve”

by Dumbthot August 31, 2018