Golden retriever 

1. Type of dog, usually a bit wild but wholesome, a bit dumb, but nice

2. Someone who has the personality of a golden retriever, as stated above what that is

Friend 1: "Wow Brandon is so chaotic and nice"
Friend 2: "Yeah, he is such a Golden retriever"

Golden retriever by Games_Much February 6, 2023

Golden Retriever 

A tall, handsome, all rounder, sexy, beautiful, ideal man, peak visuals, one of the best people on earth JEONG YUNHO, the big golden Retriever

"Who's that cute boy, sannie"
"My golden Retriever yunho"

Golden Retriever by Ddeonghwadib August 9, 2023

Golden Retriever 

A simp/beta male with passive traits while dealing with women. Basically, another word for "NICE GUY", tends to be a place holder for a "Real Man" or "Bad Boy" in a woman's life later down the road or after the fact.

Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.

Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".

GIRL 1: "OMG...I just went out on a date with Justin on Saturday and he's such a Golden Retriever. I'm in my bad girl era, so I definitely need me a toxic bad boy king like Chad...LOL."

GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."

GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."

Golden Retriever by theDonWEBB October 2, 2023

Golden Retriever 

A guy who is loving, loyal, boyfriend material. Easygoing, non-complicated, and always emotionally available, his priority is to make the object of his affection happy. First noted mention was in Gilmore Girls Season 3, Episode 4 (One’s got class and the other one dyes) 2002, Jess ridiculing Luke for being always readily available to Lorelei despite any guarantee of reciprocal action on her part.

“He came over and fixed my deck on Saturday instead of going fishing with the boys.”

“I need a golden retriever like that!”

Golden Retriever by Greengirl29 October 15, 2023

golden retriever girl 

a girl with personality traits and characteristics that can be associated with a golden retriever. personality wise; funny/goofy, energetic, hyper, and just an over all goofball. characteristic wise; shaggy blonde hair, lanky, almost always smiling!!

*a girl with personality traits and characteristics that can be associated with a golden retriever. personality wise; funny/goofy, energetic, hyper, and just an over all goofball. characteristic wise; shaggy blonde hair, lanky, almost always smiling.

person A: “wow, i just meet a girl earlier and she is basically a human golden retriever!!”
person B: “aww!! aren’t golden retriever girls just the best!!”

golden retriever girl by fakeblondedog June 23, 2022

Golden Retriever Boy 

A male who is goofy and gullible, yet very loyal and protective. Is often confused but excited and just wants to make others laugh.

He is such a cute Golden Retriever Boy and I can trust him.

Golden Retriever Boy by CatalystLuna December 18, 2020

Golden Retriever Boy 

A guy that’s sweet, gullible, and goofy, and is smart but can be dumb from time to time

“Thomas is so cute he’s such a golden retriever boy”

Golden Retriever Boy by kurtcellophane February 1, 2021