goliath birdeater

Scientific Name: Theraphosa Blondi. Biggest Spider in the world. Ironically in South America instead of Australia. Biggest are normally females.

Guy 1: Bro how's your Goliath Birdeater doing
Guy 2: Oh she's doing good

by GarrySucksLMAOKEKWLULW November 15, 2020

Goliath Online

Quote originating from the original StarCraft upon the construction of a Goliath. A versatile killing machine equipped with anti aircraft missiles as well as marine-like rapid-fire capability for ground combat. Excellent for holding chokepoints.

"Goliath Online"

by nickjamesbtc June 24, 2022

Goliath the great

Has the most relatable and understandable opinions about politics in Armenia. He stands up for his country even when he has haters on his tail. Loves his family and believes they come first. Also the the strongest man on earth both mentally and physically

Fred: Hey did you see Goliath the great's new post about the Armenia and Azerbaijan war.
Teddy: Yeah that man is really calling them out on the war crimes they committed.

by Jumbrozrule04 December 15, 2022

Glizzy Goliath

Similar to a throat goat, but is indeed the mouth monster

Damn ma, you a glizzy goliath

by Fire.Emoticon🔥 July 21, 2020

Hankey Goliath

The Hankey Goliath is a very girthy dildo.

I can take a hankey goliath easily

by HankeyMaster June 19, 2022

Golrath the Barbarian

While born in Halas, Golrath was in fact exiled along with his other bone-eating bretheren to the lands of Kurn's tower, set deep within the field of bone. Golrath is usually considered the leader of the Quartet, though he shows agendas of following the wing of such nefarious foes as Rallos Zek and the Pope the Barbarian.

"Golrath! Put down those bones!" - Xantor Truehero

by Xantor Truehero February 5, 2004

Goliath

Goliath derives from the nickname given to David for his unknown sized penis by his bomb ass friends who hit up White Castle cuz itz da shit. Only known surviving witness is a young carbon based female who goes by the name Jenny, not the Criag. David is a Hollister fanatic who on occasion wears cub jersys reading "Fuk-u-do-me" Legend has it, his pimp ass bifocals have the ability to turn him gay at will. We understand this because of his famous quote, "If ur hot im single, but if ur ugly then im gay!" Some question if his gayness is permanant due to the fact he is always hitting on his sexy ass friends, especially Bruzr. Sadly, David is unaware of his infatuation and unrequitted love for the one named Jenny, once again not the Craig.

David: So you ready for round 2 Goliath

Goliath: I should call the police for the way you beat me!

*Police* (knocking on door): Open the door Goliath! We know ur in there.

Goliath: Youll never catch me alive damn coppers! Im hangin with my bomb ass freinds, Bruzr n Titanic, theyre owning me in smash bros right now! (Borat voice)"I Like"

Jenny: Get em, he put me in a wheelchair and didnt even call. (What a pimp)

by Playa_Co June 17, 2008