gonk

A person who is stupid. A general insult.

"Oh, you gonk"!

by Luke July 12, 2003

Gonk, The

The title of the "official" mall muzak in the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.

If my local mall played muzak like "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!

by drunk zombie June 23, 2004

gonk bag

Slang term for Tall bald headed individuals from Idaho. Normally hanging around blue turf and pit bulls while smoking camel lights.

"hey gonk bag"
"get fucked u gonk bag"

by puff donkey November 18, 2009

goonked

When a person is extremely high or drunk, to the point where basic human tasks are almost impossible to accomplish.

Dan: Charles cmere! I can't get this power strip to work. I plugged it in and everything.
Charles: My nigga what? You can't plug the cord into the extension! You must be goonked fam!

by BabyGrizzly September 15, 2015

Goink'd

When you get shot during a drive-by but manage to survive and live a full life in cuba

Tupac Shakur got Goink'd on September 13,1996.

by danexd September 3, 2018

gonkillu

yall said killua and gon are just best friend when killua just called gon his light.

« gon you are light,sometimes you shine so bright i must look away.» gonkillu

by Aiatchan February 3, 2019

Goinking Cream

Another term for cookie dough used by a large community in eastern Missouri and parts of Illinois.

The young boy called out to his mother for some more goinking cream

by Meme_lord415 May 6, 2019