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Gogurt Legs

Teenager's version of cellulite.
When teen girls think they have cellulite but are only developing Gogurt legs...Just being self conscious.
Girl, "Gosh, i'm so fat and the back of my legs have so much cellulite."

Mom, "NO. Your 14 year old legs are Gogurt Legs. I have 2% fat cottage cheese cellulite on my 42 year old legs."
by AMAZINGCHICHA! April 5, 2010
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gogurt

A yogurt that can only be consumed by squeezing it through a tube on a skateboard.
Yo doodz dis Gogurt is xtreme.
by Source August 7, 2003
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Gogurtting

When a girl puts her mouth on the tip of a dick, and strokes the dick until it cums, similar to getting the yogurt out of a Gogurt.
Guy 1: what happened with you and that girl last night?
Guy 2: she was gogurtting me
by a camel August 14, 2015
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gojart

A man with the biggest dick,probably a player get all the pussy he wants.

hard to find, capable to become rich

but don’t get it twisted doesn’t like everyone
GIRL did u see how hot gojart is
by faxmachinee22 April 25, 2021
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Gocarto

Der beste YouTuber weltweit.

Abonnieren und like dalassen sonst stinkt ihr nach verwesendem Tristan.
„Ich liebe Gocarto und bin immer der erste der seine Videos kommentiert und ansieht.“

„Gocarto ist mein Lebenselixier.“
by Mikadov August 28, 2023
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The Gogurt Method

When you freeze a Gogurt, cut a small hole in the top and use it as a dildo. When it heats up enough and the Gogurt comes out, you are done, because it nutted in you.
Did you hear what that Grant kid did the other night.

Yeah, The Gogurt Method with a whole box!
Was it one at a time or the whole box at once?
That Grant probably did one at a time, but who knows with a kid like that.
by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019
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Salty gogurt

When you’re having sex and you finish in a condom then squeeze the nut out of the condom into her mouth.
Yo bro, I pulled the salty gogurt on her last night
by Brooks5467 February 11, 2022
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