God’s favorite word is "Come"

Signpost at church´s entrance in Pennsylvania.

I knew it... God’s favorite word is "Come"!

by rperazag May 15, 2010

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God's Plan

A song by Canadian singer/ rapper Drake. People really only listen to it for this part:

'She say, "Do you love me?" I tell her, "Only partly"
I only love my bed and my momma, I'm sorry'

1: Yo, wassup! Have you heard God's Plan?
2: Yeah, it's sick!

1 & 2: She say, "Do you love me?"...

by babyyodafanaccount February 20, 2018

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God's cum is sweet as honey. I just demand that God comes down from heaven and shoots his hot load inside of me. God comes down flips me on my stomach and pounds on me until he covers the inside of my body with his hot sweet honey cum. I then demand God to go back to heaven until I want his cum in me again

God's cum is sweet as honey.

by obsessivesexualbehavior March 26, 2016

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God's bitch

1) Someone who is extremely unfortunate, used as a term of slight pity; presumably as they are being mistreated by God.

2) Someone who follows their religion with a zealour. (Mainly directed at Christians.)

1) I lost my wallet, my dog died, and I failed my degree.

Wow, you really are god's bitch.

2) Jesus Christ, will you stop being God's bitch?

by darkshaow September 20, 2005

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God's condom

God doesn't allow for modern methods of birth control so all good christians instead turn to God's condom aka the butthole. Anal sex is the only true way to avoid pregnancy in the eyes of the lord.

Tina said she wasn't on the pill because she doesn't believe in birth control, but thats ok cause we just used God's condom instead.

by FiGnewtonBAR September 17, 2018

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