goatse.ru

the new goatse.cx website of a man stretching his asshole disgustingly wide, causing nausea to any viewer, any sexuality.

goatse.ru is a good website (but only if you want to barf)

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan November 17, 2020

goatselicker

(Pronounced "goat slicker")

Someone who licks the goatse. Used as an insult.

Hey, goatselicker. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

My teacher is such a goatselicker.

by boxnoq September 12, 2006

Goatse

Although it originated from a picture of a man streaching his anus amazingly wide, GOATSE is now a verb.

GOATSE: verb.
To cause someone to navigate to a website, which usually contains only one image; by giving a faulty web adress. Said image must be disgusting and scaring. The beauty of GOATSE is that a person only realizes what it is once they have seen it. HAHAHA! PWNED!

(Note: The original GOATSE picture is sometimes referred to as THE GOATSE)
(Note 2: The goatse is one of a huge amount of suh websites)

Therapist: When did all your problems start?
Patient: This one time. When I got GOATSE-d.

by PillyPeng July 20, 2006

goatse

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide.

-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!

by Jack Wang 3 April 20, 2009

Goatse Dance,The

A dance move where one places their hands together in front of their face,with their fingers closed in a fist as if gripping an object, and slowly pulling their hands appart revealing their grinning face. See Goatse.

"He was going ok with her, then he started doing the Goatse Dance. She knew what it was and got grossed out"

by GoatMaster303 March 27, 2005

goatsmeller

a term to be used in a negative manner towards someone, especially when said person is being nosey, or "all up in your business"

"monique was talkin smack about me today. we all know that goatsmeller can't keep my name outta her mouth"

by Nanny Goat Teats April 22, 2008

goatse

A site that is commonly linked to by Internet trolls in order to shock unsuspecting users with the image.

And now, the origins of this madness:
The alt attribute on the image, "stinger", actually comes from the EFNet #quake channel. The image itself was discovered on a webpage. Goatse.cx was created by a #quake member expressly for the purpose of displaying the image.
The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts.

Die, goatse man. Die die die die die. Something involving rusty hooks and salt, hopefully.

by Laser Potato May 20, 2005