Goatse Dance,The

A dance move where one places their hands together in front of their face,with their fingers closed in a fist as if gripping an object, and slowly pulling their hands appart revealing their grinning face. See Goatse.

"He was going ok with her, then he started doing the Goatse Dance. She knew what it was and got grossed out"

Goatse Dance,The by GoatMaster303 March 27, 2005

goatse 

A site that is commonly linked to by Internet trolls in order to shock unsuspecting users with the image.

And now, the origins of this madness:
The alt attribute on the image, "stinger", actually comes from the EFNet #quake channel. The image itself was discovered on a webpage. Goatse.cx was created by a #quake member expressly for the purpose of displaying the image.
The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts.

Die, goatse man. Die die die die die. Something involving rusty hooks and salt, hopefully.

goatse by Laser Potato May 20, 2005

Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert.

Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."

Chumming for goatse by Marty McFriend May 23, 2008

goatse 

Named for the address of the original website, (goatse.cx) which has since been taken down but not before achieving Internet noteriety. See also tubgirl.

The website featured a man bending over with two hands stretching apart the largest bodily orifice in the world. You could see inside several inches deep.

Since then, parody websites have sprung up showing everything from stretched-apart doorways to red-filling-ed cookies.

"Heh. No really, Aunt Sally. I swear goatse.cx has the best apple pie recipes on the Internet."

"Oh god! The Grand Canyon looks just like Goatse! No burro ride for me, thanks!"

goatse by KelliHolland July 15, 2008

goatseman 

God of Goatse, or main deity of Goatseism.

Goatseman is my god.

goatseman by orf October 27, 2002

Georgia Goatse 

The maneuver in which one partner stretches their anus and the other partner horks loogie in it.

Oh man, I just did a Georgia Goatse to my wife

Georgia Goatse by LouieLua March 6, 2008

Goatse 

An internet photo of a man streching his anus to un-realistic proportions.

( )O( ) <-Anus

"You've been goatse'd!"

Goatse by Sir Scorn November 20, 2007