Poopsie Gurgle

The release of air from the vagina; a pussy-fart.

"That isn't what you think it was," says girl on toilet. "It wasn't a fart, it was a poopsie gurgle."

by smallone1234 February 4, 2010

Salty Gurgle

When a woman is done giving a male a mouth hug, instead of swallowing, she gurgles the steaming load in her throat.

Hey Thomas, your mother performed the salty gurgle for me last night.

by The Salty Gurgle January 15, 2009

Death Gurgle

The desperate and final wimperings of an exboyfriend/exgirlfriend gasping and pleading for one last chance in the relationship. This almost always occurs 2 or 3 weeks after you have already checked out of the relationship and most often gurgled after 2 am.

Often times the "Death Gurgler" will include an acknowledgment that there may not be a response (and that's ok), in an attempt to save face, thereby making themselves look more pathetic.

The "gurgle" is never done face to face, always via text/email/voice mail.

For example, the following could be a late night Death Gurgle email:

HI!! Dont really know what to say... :/ ahhh.. listen... i know you probly already have a BF but it would be nice to maybe take you to lunch or something.... i want to talk to you...im not trying to get back together soo dont trip!! Its just you cross my mind often and a little piece of me falls apart.. it hurts i wont lie!! i hope everything in your new world is the way you want it!!! your a great chic and deserve it... eitherway if you contact me or not i understand. i know you hate me!!! I'm sorry that i fell apart on you/us! Please take care of yourself.... :)

by phattim August 27, 2009

Gurgle snawf

Penis.

DM whipped out his gurgle snawf on cam!

by Snappit August 27, 2009

gurglesmirk

The smile of someone who has successfully completed a blow job, with or without the semen still present. Alternatively, an insult for someone who performs blow jobs too willingly or, more generally, for a person, typically a man, one dislikes because he is a nuisance, a dork or a jerk: dick, cocksucker, cad, asshole, motherfucker, fag.

She looked up at me with a loving gurglesmirk.
Man, he really bugs me. He's such a gurglesmirk.

by asslesschaps December 23, 2006

cum gurgler

One who immensely enjoys the spoils of fellating a male.

You're such a fucking cum gurgler Matt.

Whoa dude, check out the milf, I bet she's a cum gurgler from way back.

by tully July 14, 2004

Gurgle Horn

Just like a skin flute. This is another name for a penis.

Your mom plays the gurgle horn.

by Matt Dailey November 2, 2008