gluten tag polen

start of a world war

gluten tag polen oh no

by 69 noice August 12, 2021

gluten

This little guy is found in wheat, rye, and barley. People with celiac cannot consume it because their intestine for some sickening reason things gluten is evil and rejects it. This is a sad thing, because a gluten-free diet in America is a very, very depressing thing.

While your friends eat oreos, cake, and other hallmarks of the wondrous American diet, you must crunch dry rice cakes and order salads without croutons or most dresses.

Gluten is basically evil. It punches the villi of a celiac's gut and it's not nice. Gluten is evil.

I ate gluten from that yummy oreo and now I am puking.

by Suffering Celiac December 16, 2008

glutenized

Someone who goes to a restaurant, orders a gluten free hamburger & it comes out with a normal bun & eats it. Fuckkk! I've been glutenized!

I just ate that regular bun, now I'm glutenized!

by spartanprop October 4, 2017

gluten free lightning

gay

I am gluten free lightning, I'm gay.

by jinremlil November 12, 2019

Gluten Bag

1. A way of saying Guten Tag, except it's funny. And basically, a way of being a jackass except german!

2. A bag of Gluten.

Someone: "Hey dude!"

You: "Gluten Bag my good sir!"
Someone: "What?"

by Blue_Angels March 10, 2023

Gluten

A fabrication made up by white people to feel special about themselves.

Hanna says she is allergic to gluten, even though such a thing was unheard of 5 years ago.

by TomServo98 September 29, 2020

gluten ribs

A Wheat Gluten product that makes a horrible attempt to taste like something and often ends up tasting like a Basset hounds feet. Often soaked in BBQ sauce or other types of sauce in a vane attempt to make it taste like something it's not. Usually contain wheat gluten, butter, water, yeast, and spices.

Those Gluten Ribs weren't too bad, not like the last batch the dog wouldn't eat.

by Eric Fast September 25, 2010