Glubgloglubgalab

The hottest creature to exist(next to shrek)

I could creme my pants over the thought of the glubgloglubgalab.

by AdamIsCool(so is christopher) December 27, 2021

GLUBENDICKULER

A UTENSIL USED TO MEASURE THE DICKED GLUBEN

I PUT THE GLUBENDICKULER IN MY POCKET.

by TimeSENTINEL January 26, 2022

Glube

when you use glue as a lube, whether it be to fuck your wife in the ass or jerk off. Only used when lube is not available.

"Brooo, yesterday i ran out of lube to jerk off, so i had to use some Glube."

by Oh god where is my glube November 16, 2022

Glube

a 50/50 mixture of sexual lubricant and glue mainly used to slide into hard to reach places with the intention of getting stuck.

Jason covered himself head-to-toe with glube in an effort to squeeze into his lover's cleavage

by glube enjoyer April 11, 2023

glubé Tekké

Gloob-ay Tech-ay

a cellphone, or any connected device

Hey man, can you hand me my glubé Tekké?

by Kia Optima March 9, 2024

glubglub

A fat creature that lives in a library that sings fire beats while everyone is listening. it is such a fire beat to the point where I almost goon to the point where I just cant and eat all of the fat that the glubglub has on his body so he becomes skinny.

I'm edging to the fat glubglub so he is super sticky all the books are white now

by dingdong_ April 11, 2025

Glubgorg

1. The exact face you make when you walk into a room and immediately forget why you’re there.
2. A mythical creature said to haunt group chats, only appearing to send confusing voice notes at 3:17 AM.
3. A type of emotional flatulence — when your brain just gives up and you say, “Whatever, I’m gonna nap.”

“I just opened the fridge, stared inside for five minutes, and forgot what I wanted. Full glubgorg mode.”
• “Stop being such a glubgorg, bro, we literally made these plans yesterday.”

by Jamesthewizzard June 8, 2025