Gloucester City Hat-Trick

Getting 3 different women “pregnant”, all of whom hail from the City of Gloucester.

Brandon is 1 “positive test” away from The Gloucester City Hat-Trick.

by rickmulhern March 14, 2021

Gloucester (CANADA)

Home of the crack heads. AKA glockcester. Dont mess around cause youll probably either get shot stabbed or the crap beaten out of you. welcome to gloucester have a nice day.

Ay bro im trynna get to Gloucester (CANADA). "what you trynna get? crack, e, blow, dro, oxy?"

by gloucester born n raised January 3, 2012

double Gloucester

1. a penetrative sex act among three people, the two participants on the outside of the threesome sandwich must wear yellow rain slickers and hats the one in the middle should be completely naked. Synonyms: Really Trusting the Gorton's Fishermen, also How the Tartar Sauce is Made.
2. firm mild yellow or orange English cheese similar to cheddar.

Man, Sally drove all the way to Massachusetts last weekend to get some authentic Double Gloucester from a couple of townies. She smells like the parking lot of a Red Lobster but looks as happy as a clam.

by A Sandwich Master October 19, 2021

Bus to Gloucester

pronounced bŭs tə ɡlɒstər (Bus to Gloster)

"Sus Impostor"
A reference to Among Us - faux Cockney rhyming slang.

You're acting like a bit of a Bus to Gloucester there mate.

by Duoquadragesimal May 9, 2022

No School Foster Glocester!

As a kid just over the line from RI, I would wait by the radio on snowy school mornings hanging on every word of school closings that Salty Brine would call out. While most times my school had to go to school, *GROAN!* there was most always a school that made the no school cut. I can still hear Salty's teaasing voice as he knew we all knew what was coming shouting out with glee: "No School Foster Glocester!!" Who were these lucky kids...geeeez!?!? lol

Salty Brines most called out snow day was for No School Foster Glocester!

by washashoreCC January 23, 2019

Only In Gloucestershire (O.I.G)

A "person",event or story so outrageously unique, ridiculous or hideous that the only place in the world it would occur is in Gloucestershire. For example, Gloucester Wierdos and Cheese Rolling

Went up Glostee town last night, It was like a Halloween Safari

Haha Only In Gloucestershire (O.I.G) sounds like you saw some right OIG's (Gloucestershire Freaks)

by Forester Mo May 8, 2011

Gloucestershire Ringtoss

The process by which, over the course of several years, a distinguished gentleman collects a substantial amount of knobcheese and forms it into a disc weighing several pounds. This must then be entered as the rolling cheese in the Gloucestershire cheese rolling competition, which is particularly difficult considering that it has been made by the same woman since 1988. To overcome this, one may either stealthily switch the cow-cheese with the man-cheese at any point in the process or convince the woman by sob story that the cheese was made by your dying mother who only ever wanted to see it rolled downhill or something, preferably using a starved puppy as a visual aid. Unbeknownst to anyone involved, however, one will have carved a hole in the cheese just wider than the diameter of your dick, hidden under the paper ribbons that wrap it. This is because you will, at the point it is thrown down hill, burst out from the crowds at the bottom and attempt to catch it on your dick, which should burst through the ribbons like a triumphant Olympic athlete, before you are then crushed by the waves of tumbling shire-folk.

‘A great race this year in which everyone died and finally someone got his dick out’ – The Gloucester Citizen

‘The Gloucestershire Ringtoss has finally been completed. The process has begun. Humankind’s dusk approacheth.’ – Mysterious man in cloak from The Royal Society of Go Away

by 535 February 21, 2012