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Glomming

Glomming: present tense, verb: the act of sitting around, usually not speaking, either watching television, typically movies or sports, or playing any sort of video game, typically sports and shooters. Often accompanied, and most certainly encouraged, by packing a lip.

Glom: future tense, verb: The preconceived idea of "glomming".
"What are you guys doing today."
"Gunna be glomming real hard, probably watch some football."
"Word, I'll be there."

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"School blew dick, can't wait to get home and glom."
"Same, Ms. Peterson's tits got me thru the day though."
by Steve Lusby November 12, 2011
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Glom

an exclamatory word; used to interject at specific times when Shit or Fuck is inappropriate or an exclamatory of half strength is needed.
Glom!, (sigh) I just ran out of gasoline on my way to church...
by Mr Morphisto July 14, 2010
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gloms

secretions from the mouth or nose that drip onto the face and/or off the face. not to be mistaken with stripl; gloms are thick secretions whereas stripl is less dense.
hey michael, you got gloms of somethin creepin down your lip-- heads up before it gets to your mouth.
by kels hartz January 3, 2006
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GLOM

The thing that swings between an elephants legs when it walks.
I could not watch the Animal Channel anymore because the elphants glom reminded me of my obese friend John in his grey shorts.
by zoeema1 April 15, 2008
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GLOM

The thing that swings between an elephants legs when it walks.
I could not watch the Animal Channel anymore because the elphants glom reminded me of my obese friend John in his grey shorts.
by zoeema1 April 15, 2008
mugGet the GLOMmug.

Glom Gazingo

When you accidentally call your girl by the wrong name during sex.
I pulled a glom gazingo the other day and called my girl shatwanka. I don't even know a shatwanka!
by senordarko February 22, 2015
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GLOM

The thing that swings between an elephants legs when it walks.
I could not watch the Animal Channel anymore because the elephants glom reminded me of my obese friend John in his grey shorts.
by zoeema1 April 15, 2008
mugGet the GLOMmug.

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