Turd Glob

When you nut in a girls ass, the morning after she has to shit out a certain type of turd, a turd glob.

“I was on the toilet all morning getting rid of the turd glob brewing inside of me all night.”

by MeatMaster3 November 04, 2019

glob of load

Glob Of Load... Gooey Substance sometimes found in eyes, or on the face/chest area. can also be found in the shower drain, or undies.

eewwwww your glob of load hit me in the eye...

by Nos72 October 05, 2007

glob gobbler

A dick sucker. The glob gobbler has no preference between fresh from the farm or day old nut juice slurped from a dirty linoleum floor.

You can marry her if you want to, but I know personally that Tencha is a hood rat glob gobbler who often has doo doo for lunch.

by Tommy D, aka, DJ Dirty Balls November 04, 2007

glob job

The most sloppy toppy in the world

Bro that nasty prostitute asked me if I wanted a glob job. Wtf even is that

by GlobJobCreator December 16, 2021

get globbed

get wrecked or served. the act of getting owned.

"She got globbed!" "Oh shit, he's gonna get globbed."

by Jade Alastor April 28, 2016

Glob Jaman

<Adj, Noun, Verb> A situation, action or object that transcends thought, description or manipulation.

1. A:"That was fucking intense..."
B:"Glob Jaman."

2. "We were definitly Glob Jaman in the bar the other night."

3. "Glob Jaman up in here."

by Steven Semco May 01, 2008

cooch glob

An incredible annoying and naive girl who thinks she can win the affection of any guy that she wants due to her fake innocence and class.

That girl is such a cooch glob, she thinks she can actually steal him from me?

by biddosexkitten420 October 28, 2010