Gloat-Fest

When a group of individuals connect to contemplate or dwell on their success or another's misfortune.

Person 1: Those inner-city professionals really love Linked IN.
Person 2: Yeah it is like a gloat-fest on that platform.

by Becks9000 August 4, 2019

Tool Gloat

In woodworker's terminology: to Gloat is to be overly excited about a bargain used tool purchase, or wanting to brag and show off a recently acquired product. To put "Gloat" in your thread title, this is a modest means of warning warning others that they may get jealous over your new tool.

"This is my first tool Gloat" (The poster then shows a picture of a several hundred dollar machine they bought on Craigslist for 80% off the closest resale price)

by SM Creeker March 19, 2009

Road Gloat

To observe or think about someone else's driving with triumphant and often malicious satisfaction, gratification, or delight.

She looked at the other driver who was pulled over by the police and couldn't help but Road Gloat over how good a driver she was.

by venivici March 5, 2009

the gloat

While hanging out with friends, secretly get the goat out and then sit on a friend's lap. Used in penis showing game.

Taylor: "Lets go hang out with some females"

Evan: "no, i want to lay on the couch and play call of duty"

Taylor: (with the goat out, and sitting on evan) "THE GLOAT"

Evan: "WTF MAN!?!?! your F'ing nasty!!!"

by Taylor20 February 4, 2008

video gloat

the act of video taping the unboxing of a tech product and then sharing it on youtube for those who don't own it.

i couldn't wait to video gloat my new iPad so i used my iPhone to film it and post it to everyone's facebook pages.

by a.guy April 1, 2010

perplexed gloat

Weird flex

It's a perplexed gloat however tolerable

by Please.Stp December 9, 2018

The Ole' Float & Gloat

When a god damned mosquito gets some of your blood, then persists to fly about your head so that you can't sleep.

That rat bastard is giving me the ole' float & gloat!!!

by levvvviosa June 13, 2019