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Glenned

The act of accidently striking oneself in one's balls, in an unusual way.
Jonny and Tom are talking about playing a board game, when Jonny tells Tom how he Glenned himself.

Jonny: Aw man, I had a book sitting on my lap while I was playing that game. I got so mad I slammed my fist on the book, and it hit me in the balls.

Tom: Aw man, you totally Glenned !
by Zoltaris November 30, 2011
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Glen

Overall Awesome, Down to earth, pretty smexy, and irreplaceable. especially, if she is a redhead ;P

Also can be used to express being stylish.
Omg glen! you look amazing!!
Wow, you're glenning it today, arent you?
You're such a glen =)
by nightsky22 April 15, 2011
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Glen A.K.A Glenital warts is an ice road trucker who loves to we're his hat
He is usually seen to be ploughing many women at once using hit hat as the ultimate bum fiddling device
He shares his love of hats with everyone, including women men and any other animals
Which ones glen?

The guy with the hat surrounded by the pork pie pussys
by Bellyworms October 4, 2013
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Glens

only the skettiest vodka around. upon drinking one may experience doing some pretty dodgy things, eg. shaving off certain body hair, or doing certain sexual things one normally wouldn't.
however unlike other alcoholic beverages you do it in a very weird way making every single thing you do that night memorable to even the most wasted of your friends.
side effects of the drink also include small blisters on the tongue , and the worlds worst hangovers.
all in all the medicine for a good night.
"OMG did you hear what she did last night ! she shaved her pubes with her friends dads razor "
"was she on the glens ? "
by FMLCrammo April 1, 2009
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Glen

A retard that goes out with stupid girls that try to light lollipop sticks on fire
by The ledgbag July 27, 2017
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Glen

A man that has the sexual power to pull any jess
Wow that was defo a glen
by Shikari19971997 November 29, 2018
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glenning

To deficate on ones automobile, in revenge or spite. The act of deficating directly on ones automobile. Mostly done while intoxicated. Similar to lloyding.
"Dude, im so wasted right now, im gonna go glen this guys car"
"hey dont go glenning just anyones car, thats the police cruiser"
"Dude, you saved my life"
by negus69 August 27, 2008
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