Glean

To dick slap a girl until she bleeds.

I gleaned her until her heart stopped.

by The Felcher Boys July 24, 2008

Gleazy

Imaginary place you go when you don't want sumthin the way it is.

- Fuck bein at work: you could be "sittin on a beach in the bahamas".

- Blind date w/ a fat hoe: When u hallucinatin in the gleazy that skank is a super-model wit double D's.

- Yo' ass is 6 years old n your parents got u strapped to yo' room: Get that monopoly money out sucka cuz u at the strip club.

by noliathug291 May 9, 2005

Glenyse

Someone who flips out for no reason. A ghetto bitch. Someone who yells in a high pitched voice.

person A "I cant believe how evil that girl was"
Person B " I know!! She pulled a glenyse on your ass.

by 130 February 11, 2009

Glean

To repeatedly cock slap someone (that is, to slap someone with a penis) until they bleed.

Dude that girl got me mad yesterday so I gleaned her till her heart stopped.

by Paul & Cody April 28, 2006

gleasy

Adj. Having an unnatural ammount of oil in ones hair; Impregnated, smeared with, or containing grease; greasy.

Steve Nash's hair is so gleasy that I could wipe his head on my door hinges to keep them from squeeking.

by jgraye May 6, 2006

Gleaner

To go into a discussion forum with the sole purpose of sending an derogatory but entirely truthful personal message to the owner, then posting a copy on the forum itself for all members to see. Especially refers to the owner of a website affectionately known as Woodchuck Underground.

Generally doing this will cause the person who is gleaning to be lerkfished.

I really had to gleaner that guy after he banned all the progressive members from his website.

by guilty bystander November 5, 2010

"glenny"

"Glenny" is a term of revenge targeted at phone sales, technical assistants, billing departments, surveys, etc where you hear a disclaimer similar to "this call may be recorded for quality purposes" ~ Since these calls are actually listened to by internal company researchers or managers it is a golden opportunity to vent on how bad the company that is recording the conversation really is. It is also a great time to tell the poor customer service rep on the other side who they should go to work for to be treated better...

Sprint wouldn't refund the overcharge on my bill. The Customer Service Rep did not have the empowerment to issue a refund. After explaining to the operator that my next comments were not directed at her I proceeded to pull a "glenny" and yell "*#@$*$@#@!!" and your company "F...$@#@%^**@#!" ~ Two weeks later I received the refund in the mail. Thus the true power of "Glenny"

by Marshall Nelson August 30, 2007