bumblebee glasses 

The huge sun glasses that every mtv california wannabe girl wears. They are mostly used to cover up %65 of your face. This is either because the girl did not put on makeup this morning or she wants to look like every other girl on the street so that men see the glasses instead of their true ugliness.

me: "Hey look at that hot chick over there!"
other person: "Where, I dont see her?"
me: "Next to the ugly chick trying to look hot in those bumblebee glasses

bumblebee glasses by Matthew Brady July 8, 2006

Dahmer Glasses. 

Glasses of the same style that serial murderer Jeffery Dahmer wore.

Massie looks like a creep in those Dahmer Glasses.

Dahmer Glasses. by JoshxVomit. July 1, 2010

Wheres my fucking glasses? 

A phrase derived from Tourettes Guy, while he is screaming into the microwave. The glasses appear to have flipped on backward while he was shaking his head, but he cannot see them.

Ahhh Shit! Wheres my fucking glasses?

Wheres my fucking glasses? by Thesefishsticksarehardastits! May 16, 2011

Cocaine glasses 

Cocaine glasses are mirrored sunglasses with zero or near zero tint. Most often they come in aviator frames, though there are many variations.

Paris Hilton sort of popularized those cocaine glasses back in 03.

Cocaine glasses by Medicated Shaman December 6, 2016

Clinking of Glasses 

To toast, cheers, or touch glasses of any type of alcohol together with your drinking partner(s) in the spirit of goodwill, health, luck, or congratulations.

In many cultures, it's considered to be good luck to make eye contact when doing so (and bad luck not to).

Some people also follow a tradition of tapping the bar with the glass after clicking glasses (and before drinking) to express fondness for the business/bar and the people who work there.

A few examples of what's said during the clinking of glasses; each culture/group has their own:

- Cheers!
- Salud!
- Tchin Tchin!
- Slainte
- May the best of your yesterdays be the worst of your tomorrows.
- Sweethearts and wives (may they never meet)

Clinking of Glasses by equivokate April 5, 2012

glasses 

1. Two pieces of corrective lenses held together by a frame, side by side, to be worn in front of one's two eyes.
2. Something girls look hot wearing.

1. Haha! You're blind! You need glasses.
2. Amy looks hot wearing those glasses!

glasses by supernintendo_chalmers January 18, 2005

ira glasses 

A pair of glasses that look like those worn by Ira Glass, host of This American Life, characterized by prominent black frames. A favorite of the literati and intellectuals since the 1960s.

The 3D glasses that are being given out by Real D at Beowulf screenings look like oversized ira glasses (actually, like ira sun-glasses).

ira glasses by Yapplebee November 26, 2007