Gareth

Eating your lunch at your desk, while surfing the web. Then, once you've finished take an hour lunch break

Simon: Hey, is Paul on break?

David: Nah, he's doing a Gareth

by Jay-Lo October 17, 2006

Gareth

Known to be mistaken for giraffes.

Gareth's are known to use their long necks to wrap around their dick and jerk themselves off.

by Rowlet the god April 8, 2021

gareth

A man, often of Welsh descent, who magnetically attracts beautiful women. Often carries a stick to keep the not beautiful enough ones away. Or to remove the clothes of those that are.

Oh Gareth...you are soooo attractive...literally, I mean...help! I'll be suffocated by your wonderfulness!

by Jeeves89 February 6, 2010

Gareth

A word used to describe someone whose very purpose in life is to contradict others.

A Gareth is never happy without an argument and will purposely anger/upset others in order to get his quick fix of elitism.

As a group they often roam around the streets of Grimsby talking about cameras and XBox 360's in small groups.

"Hey dude, Stop being such a Gareth."

Person 1: No Your MOM!
Person 2: Why be such a Gareth about it?

by Minty Mouth March 30, 2009

Gareth

A "Gareth" is defined as a short unit of measurement.

Scottish slang used to describe a small or short object or distance.

That's about half a gareth.

by TontoLibre450 August 29, 2019

Gareth le simp

The best friggin guy alive he is my cute ass boyfriend who is a simp but he’s my simp and he’s adorable as heck .... I love you bubs :)

THATS MY FAVOURITE SIMP RIGHT THERE <3

Gareth le simp is the best boyfriend on earth

by Definitely not Adams sidekick December 12, 2020

Gareth Hunt

slang for cunt, best used if u dont want people to know what yr on about.
Gareth Hunt is an old British actor who was in the New Avengers.

If you were in Washington U.S.A you could say" George Bush is a fucking Gareth Hunt

by Cyaninternetdog February 14, 2007