1. A male who ejaculates onto another males gooch.
2. A person who enjoys the act of putting their mouth on a male's gooch.
3. Used as a derogatory term.
2. A person who enjoys the act of putting their mouth on a male's gooch.
3. Used as a derogatory term.
1. Dude. Why did David let Rlo cum on his gooch.
2. Erica's a freak dude. She just kept moving down til she was kissin my gooch.
3. Jesse's such a gooch glazer. He couldn't get a girl if he drugged her.
2. Erica's a freak dude. She just kept moving down til she was kissin my gooch.
3. Jesse's such a gooch glazer. He couldn't get a girl if he drugged her.
by dball September 15, 2007
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by Johnny Law, Esq. May 11, 2009
Get the pole glazer mug.Written by Nassim Nicholas Taleb:
"Glander best describes the notion of lifting all inhibitions to “tinker intellectually in an undirected stochastic process aiming at capturing some idea that will enrich your corpus”. “Researching” or “thinking” smack of a top-down activity."
More on Glander by Taleb:
"It is an irony that the academy does not have a word for the process by which discovery works best—but slang does. I was trying to describe in a letter what I am currently doing: French would not let me. But argot lends itself very well... I am involved in an activity called “Glander”, more precisely “glandouiller”. It means “to idle”, though not “to be in a state of idleness” (it is an active verb). Gandouiller denotes enjoyment. The formal French word is “ne rien faire” (to do nothing), which misses on the active part —so do words that have a languishing connotation. Glander is what children without soccer moms do when they are out of school. It resembles flâner which has this perambulation part; though Glander does not have any strings attached. The Italians have farniente but it is really doing nothing. Even the Arabs do not have a verb for Glander: the construction takaslana from the Semitic root ksl denotes laziness (other words imply some inertia)."
"Glander best describes the notion of lifting all inhibitions to “tinker intellectually in an undirected stochastic process aiming at capturing some idea that will enrich your corpus”. “Researching” or “thinking” smack of a top-down activity."
More on Glander by Taleb:
"It is an irony that the academy does not have a word for the process by which discovery works best—but slang does. I was trying to describe in a letter what I am currently doing: French would not let me. But argot lends itself very well... I am involved in an activity called “Glander”, more precisely “glandouiller”. It means “to idle”, though not “to be in a state of idleness” (it is an active verb). Gandouiller denotes enjoyment. The formal French word is “ne rien faire” (to do nothing), which misses on the active part —so do words that have a languishing connotation. Glander is what children without soccer moms do when they are out of school. It resembles flâner which has this perambulation part; though Glander does not have any strings attached. The Italians have farniente but it is really doing nothing. Even the Arabs do not have a verb for Glander: the construction takaslana from the Semitic root ksl denotes laziness (other words imply some inertia)."
Newton was a “glandeur”; In Dijksterhuis 2004:
George Spencer Brown has famously said about Sir Isaac Newton that “to arrive at the simplest truth, as Newton knew and practiced, requires years of contemplation. Not activity. Not reasoning. Not calculating. Not busy behavior of any kind. Not reading. Not talking. Not making an effort. Not thinking. Simply bearing in mind what it is that one needs to know.”
I Glander whenever I am bored and I come up with formulate groundbreaking ideas. Some of them are even viable for monetization!
George Spencer Brown has famously said about Sir Isaac Newton that “to arrive at the simplest truth, as Newton knew and practiced, requires years of contemplation. Not activity. Not reasoning. Not calculating. Not busy behavior of any kind. Not reading. Not talking. Not making an effort. Not thinking. Simply bearing in mind what it is that one needs to know.”
I Glander whenever I am bored and I come up with formulate groundbreaking ideas. Some of them are even viable for monetization!
by -DT- March 22, 2008
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by gkghjg February 1, 2019
Get the Archie Glazer mug.When you are getting oral pull out before you ejaculate then jack off all over her face then tell her you glazed her like a donut.
by cockendozer July 5, 2008
Get the La Glazer De La Donut mug.Calling out of work consecutively for a lame ass excuse. Or watching others do your work as you sit and do nothing.
"Yo, George called out again, said he has a sniffely nose."
Shit, that's the second day in a row... we've officially been Glaznered!"
Shit, that's the second day in a row... we've officially been Glaznered!"
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