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Ganker of the Guitar

That douche bag at the party who picks up a guitar and annoys people by play stupid douche bag shit.
"Is that Mike playing the guitar"
"Yah he's a Ganker of the Guitar......lets get out of here"
by Love my guitar February 7, 2010
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Gankers

Invader's worst nightmare, you will see them sitting or posing somewhere, waiting for you to find them. Then they'll try to surround you like primitive animals and hit you from every side, all the way until you die.
After you die, one will throw dung pies at your corpse, on will point down, and one will continue to hit with their weapon.

If you encounter them here are some tips:
-Take out one by one and get gud at parrying
-Try to lead them off a cliff, or ladders
-Go for backstabs if possible and focus on one
-Move as much as possible and make it a long fight so they get bored and lose focus.
-Use heavier/high damage weapons, especially weapons that have splash effects or can damage multiple players at once.
-If you see one healing, don't go for him as you will get fucked by others
-Use undead hunter charms
Invader: *Invaded the world of Host of Embers StarFinger_420*
Also Invader: *Sees other phantoms*
*they approach him, hit him, backstab him, fuck him, and kill him*
Phantoms: throw carvings *V E R Y G O O D*
Invader: fuck those gankers *alt f4's*
by DarkSoulsEnjoyer_DirtL February 7, 2022
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Ganker

Someone who uses any and all opportunities they have to cheat or gain an unfair advantage in social and or gaming conflicts.
Guy 1: Bruh did you hear Nichole assuming desirable facts to make herself look right in that arguement? Guy 2: Yeah what a total ganker.

Guy 2: But did you hear about Steve summoning 3 phantoms to battle a single invader in Dark Souls? Guy 1: Yeah he's a major ganker.
by CANTTAMEMYSWAG69YOLOYOLOYOLO December 30, 2019
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Glonkerkle

When you’re listening to a song that is really emotionally fitting, on a streaming service, and you are scrolling through your library and accidentally play another song, thus ruining the emotional connection.
Oh fuck. I was listening to “Solar Song” by Alcest, and I accidentally clicked on “Volcanic Birth” by Dragged Into Sunlight, and even though that song kicks absolute ass, I was in a great mood and alcest was much more fitting. I got Glonkerkle.
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glaker

he is glaker
by TheTrustWorthyWords September 22, 2020
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Glacker Drinking

Glamorous knacker drinking. Buying pints, cocktails or a bottle of wine to drink with your well to do friends while wandering around the city. This phenomenon arose in Dublin during the Great Covid Lockdown of 2020
Hey Jennifer, let's go glacker drinking this evening! Kenny's is serving take-away pints and all the lads are going on the glack.
by OnTheGlack December 1, 2020
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Glinker

An Individual who has no fear of death, as a Glinker is one who stands before his enemy and smiles.
I was once lost in this world, until I was approached by a glinker and decided to dedicate my life to the Glinker way, There I found my inner peace. Nobel Honors to High Priest Mark, Tom , and Bob.
by UnbiasedBystander January 6, 2023
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