Wisconsin Cheese Grater

When someone sucks cum through their braces.

"That underage girl gave me a Wisconsin Cheese Grater."

by TheTrailer May 25, 2009

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

cheese grater

a machine that destroys blocks of cheese in seconds

allan use a cheese grater to destroy the cheese.

by r3t1k0 February 24, 2021

The Lioness on The Cheese Grater

A sexual position much loved by women of ancient Greece; mentioned in Aristophanes' "Lysistrata".

Last night, we tried the Lioness on The Cheese Grater and I came twice.

by Pr0m3th3u$ April 19, 2009

Gater

A fan (enthusiast) of the Stargate franchise (Stargate movie, Stargate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, Stargate Worlds, etc)

Gaters are waiting for the new season to start.

by Jacster December 9, 2008

masterbating with a cheese grater

Doing a task that is not a good idea

Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

by matt1975 September 10, 2012

Mongolian Cheese Grater

A sexual act in which the giver chews around the recievers asshole until they draw blood.

Damn....that Mongolian cheese grater I gave your mom must have been good. She hasn't walked for weeks.

by BronzeArmor March 12, 2008