Jack Girard

Had a mega tumor as a baby
His dick is massive

Yo have you seen Jack Girards penis tumor?
No why?
It’s massive

by coochieslayer69696 December 17, 2018

Givardo

Energetic,intelligent,athletic and quite horny. Always feel sad when the ones he love don't message him

Givardo is very tall

by Givardo June 2, 2018

Girare come la merda nei tubi

Typical of the labronic area (Leghorn, Tuscany), means literally "To wander like the shit in the pipes". It is used when you realize to waste your time in doing something or, as well, when you have lot of things to do in different places of the town (offices, market....)

Mi tocca girare come la merda nei tubi per cercare un parcheggio!
(It is very difficult to find a park for my car!)

by Quevivamarioteran June 20, 2019

Girardoni Air Rifle

A repeating rifle that was near silent and held up to 22 .46 caliber balls at once made in 1780, that like the Kentucky rifle and Puckle Gun disproves the argument that "The second amendment was only intended for muskets." as it predates the second amendment by 9 years. Also, Thomas Jefferson owned one, it was adopted by the Austrian Army and used until 1815, and one was used in the Lewis and Clark Expedition. Also known as the Windbüchse in German.

guy 1: THE SECOND AMENDMENT WAS ONLY INTENDED FOR MUSKETS
guy 2: wrong, look up the Girardoni Air Rifle

by Dat Cat June 18, 2020

Girivar

A form of male homosapiens with a 50 inch horse sized cock. They excrete gold every morning, They are one of the smartest and most intellectual humans. 95.9 billion to 99.3 billion sexy females have die for him every day.

Omg! Handsome squidward is so sexy but not more sexier than Girivar.

by ReWar123 November 23, 2021

Girivar

Form of male homosapiens with 50 inch horse sized penis. They usually excrete gold every morning. They are one of the smartest and most intellectual human beings on earth. 69.96 billion to 96.69 billion females die every day for them.

Omg! Handsome squidward is so sexy but not sexier than Girivar.

by ReWar123 November 23, 2021

girardia

(1) A major case of "da poops" dat college students get from consuming Philadelphia water.
(2) A similar-to-Definition-Number-One intestinal affliction suffered by da countless naively-trusting clients of da infamous Lawyer Tom due to his American-Greed-level money-laundering.

I'll just attend a small community college and avoid getting mixed up in major lawsuits to hopefully avoid any bouts of girardia.

by QuacksO August 3, 2023